Suave Vader

{Pretend this is a cool/witty/interesting bio}

[Suave Vader @SuaveVader]

"Chaos is a ladder"

Chaos: Did you just assume my gender ?!

[meh @dntevenhaveapla]

it's funny how nothing is funny anymore

[. @iqr44a]

BREAKING NEWS: Famous Explorer gets arrested for breaking Quarantine rules. She was spotted in front of a camera asking dumb ass questions.

[Zainab @Syyeda14]

God is sick of us.He doesn't want us going to His mosques,temples and churches anymore.

Can't blame him though..we are shitty human beings.

[Kung Fu Kanga @_little_old_me]

Just seen in Brisbane...

[🧞‍♂️ @Scoulios]

My mans House would pop 6 Vicodin on Thursday and have that cure by Saturday morning.

[van @notthevann]

If you see me acting different, it's probably because I started watching a new show and adopted the personality of the character I like most.

[Marcus Gray LaPorte @MarcusGrayDoor]

Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury

4. Universal healthcare is necessary

[zahra @zhashx]

hit me where it hurts

[kim @KimmyMonte]

when i go to a party and i only know one person

[Loafer connoisseur @Al_Laflare]

This look like a Burger King watch

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Yes, I'm DTF

Down
To
Forget about life for awhile

*walks into piano bar*

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

My son is so excited and proud to be proposing to his gf and I don't have the heart to tell him he won't be able to stand how she breathes in 10 years

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

I sent a girl a dick pic and she said it looks “structurally sound” what do i do

[QuiQuiQui @yaQuizzle]

@Chance2k11 Jokes on you because any cash in my purse is money you left in your pants when I did laundry. Otherwise, all I have is gum and lip balm

[umi burat @huangfuls]

i have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it