There comes a time in every Char x "OC" x Char shipper's LIFE where they need to decide how much of the 3 way ship is just them wanting to ship the 2 characters
That goes doubly if the 2 characters are brothers
“and if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award to you.” MY FUCKING FOOD
nenhuma outra série no mundo vai fazer um homem gay negro se confessar na igreja em 1910 dps de ter transado com um homem falar "I laid down with the devil and he has roots in me" e logo dps o "demônio" chega e diz "be my companion" e "be all the beautiful things you are"
king bringing in a whole cohort of young and mateable omegas in order to find a match for his alpha son, but the crown prince just can't stop letting his knights fuck him and mark him and knot him on the palace grounds.
And he does it in broad daylight! Doesn't have the +
once i was talking to my male cishet history enjoyer best friend about how i was writing about achilles getting fucked in the ass. he looked me dead in the eye and said "he was a great soldier and an iconic historical figure he can take all the dick he wants in his spare time"
big bad mob boss with his favorite attack dog: a wolf hybrid, kept half feral, and he holds the leash.
(he keeps holding it when he lets the wolf rut against and into him in bed at night, ofc, pulling tight on the collar whenever the wolf's pace slows, daring him to snarl and+
He's literally the funniest gay priest ever , pretended to be a princess so the rumoured dragon who only took princesses would kidnap him, seduced the dragon and a couple of knights, all so he could live out his gay fantasies of having a harem 😭
a character performing surgery on themself is erotic in the same way that a character shamefully and desperately jacking off is erotic. i will not elaborate
thinking of an omega who gets dragged to a club by his friends, but he’s quiet, hates loud music and doesn’t drink. they assure him that he’ll easily find an alpha there, but the omega isn’t convinced. still, he goes, hoping that he’ll at least find someone to spend the night