“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
The fast and the... car which won Le Mans 🔥
@ToyotaRacingWEC are bringing their race-winning TR010 Hybrid home to Fuji, and you can see it in all its glory this weekend.
Quarter mile? We do six hours... 👀 Be there!
#WEC#6HFuji#Toyota
“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.”
Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring.
“Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.”
Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
It's 2006, people are posting Chris Hansen memes, the president is in charge of a disastrous war in the middle east, democrats are getting heat for not being pro lgbt rights
It's 2026,
No country on Earth assimilates better than America. These are football obsessed 2nd gen immigrant kids wearing cowboy hats, crushing beers, throwing up horns, and celebrating one of the greatest comebacks in school history.
THIS is why America rules the world.