Barla

Bakit Barla? Kasi binigay ni Natalia na pangalan sakin yun. Sino yun? Chat mo na lang ako. Katamad eh.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

The joke "What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ." pretty much does not sum up my life.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Kung sinuman yung nasendan ko ng 170 pesos sa gcash dahil naduling ako sa pag-input ng number, regalo ko na lang yun sayo. Congrats.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Sinasabi ko na wag na ako sabihan ng kuya, po, opo, etc., pero sa akin lang naman yun. Parang panira kasi ng trip if someone has to walk on eggshells around me.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Hearing a person's voice is more intimate than you think so don't tell people to call you on the phone if there's no real need for it. My goodness

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Nakakatakot ka Pilipinas. Isuko mo na kasi yung child molester na leader ng isang Christian group. Yuck

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Sabi ng prof ko na reflex lang daw niya magjoke kahit na seryoso dapat yung mood. SAME. Copium is trying to joke around or be funny. Wala eh.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Nakakabahala naman yung nagpapaiwan ng ballots kasi sira yung machine. Don't leave your ballots. Anak ng tipaklong. #Eleksyon2022

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Tangina kabado ako.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Listen to "Maalat ba ang Hotdog?".
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[Barla @Subaelicious]

Listen to "Balik Aralin Ng Grupo (BAnG) Bus: Matwiraning Kasinsayan".

Listen to us on:
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[Barla @Subaelicious]

Check out Episode 29 using the links below!
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🎧 Spotify: https://t.co/EV0t61D0Th
💻YouTube: https://t.co/X3lZulOSbb

[Barla @Subaelicious]

@_yanareyes sorry, mommy

[Barla @Subaelicious]

@_yanareyes it hurts, man. I die a little inside kapag nabubulok ang kanin.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

nakakainis yung sasabihin mong bulok na yung kanin, tapos kokontrahin ka at sasabihin na sigurado raw siyang hindi bulok yung kanin, tapoooooooooooooooooooooooooos makikita mo yung binigay sayo ay mamasa-masa at may amoy na.😡

[Barla @Subaelicious]

It feels like I'm doing so many things. It also feels like I haven't done anything at all. Ano ba iyan.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

It's really easy to talk shit if you're not affected, right? It's real easy to say someone is stupid kapag hindi nasusunod gusto mo, right? 🥱🤦

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Merong humidifier sa kwarto ko tapos ngayon parang naghohotbox ako. Pero lemony goodness lang naaamoy ko.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

Di ko na alam sayo, mamser. I just paraphrased what I was gonna say para lang di kita masabihan na "ego mo lang iyan eh." 🤐🙃

[Lawrence Sonntag @SirLarr]

If you get your COVID booster do not jokingly tell the pharmacist to "make it a double."

[Barla @Subaelicious]

@nnaaiiimmm Luh, sorry na.

[Barla @Subaelicious]

@nnaaiiimmm Clowning so hard eh.