SubaruKayak

Texas, USA || Coonass Expat || 0331

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@DonShift3 My dad had a 160 Argentine Mastiff as his service animal. He didn't give a single solitary shit- "Big Farty" was a menace (so was the dog).

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@DocPeteChambers It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. Just frikkin' do it.
(Hint, there's no way in hell it'll ever fly).

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@X9_redux Instead of crushed ice, try peas instead. It adds a splash of color to any beverage.

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@makinpipe20035 ...from a murderous Democrat.

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@TomClan92038198 @StackEmUpAgain She was with my dad up until he passed. Cert Assistance Animal- she carried 40lbs of 0² and pulled him around.
From the Hog Dog Kennels to the lap of Luxury. Princess Nena was spoiled ass rotten. Horrible dog really- too smart.

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@ASo1omons @infantrydort I'm pretty sure one of those is the Siege of Jericho Service Medal when Moses opened the Ark of the Covenant.
There are entire island chains younger than he is.
When he was kid, horses weren't invented yet.

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@Harley_Ron64 @Badhombre @texan_maga @SenBillCassidy That'll be $28. Imam Git Djibouti will ring you up. EBT, SNAP, WIC accepted.

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@joelgaines I only listen to bands I can't pronounce. Einsturzende Neubauten, Sam Hain, BTO.

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@HardPass4 They're saying it might get a little warm today. Y'all be safe.

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@TomClan92038198 @StackEmUpAgain I miss having a big big dog.

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@jaffo_studios The knucklehead next door. His mouth is full of razor sharp puppy teeth.

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@james_d_baird Gaius Gabinius Glabrio Germanicus of Gaul.

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@AintItSomethin @Starvecrowfeast @planefag @GraduatedBen "I can machine guns" is more correct. No revision is necessary.
Carry on.

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@braxton_mccoy @BerzekSavant I was a sold a Blitzkrieg. Shock'n Awe. Accountability was back on the menu!

Instead it's been a meandering ooze that's the same color, smell, and flavor of the swamp it came from.

Slow rolling immigration/election reform is the big gripe- war is inevitable and expected.

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Io moth caterpillars are dangerous. The Io moth is as harmless as a flannel moth... The caterpillar has a nasty sting.
A good rule is the cooler the bug, the more toxic it is.

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@iamtheonewho75 Not sure if its a good one or a bad one. Best to leave it the hell alone.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl @nasescobar316 Asian kid's SAT scores probably.

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@price_dominie @studentofthegun I hope those aren't your "White Boy Summer" shorts.

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@__0HOUR1_ These idiots were a ways away from being an actual threat to anyone other than themselves. They aggressively arrest five of the 19, recovered no drones or bombs, and none were in DC just days from the event. FBI is likely embellishing the hell out of it.

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@HardPass4 No. I did some floor stretches this morning and it took all day to get up.