Subhag Dolke

Pro at pretending that I have my shit together.
Stand up Comic

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

I wrote this back in 2019 and I stand by it.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Govt can stop us from Speaking

Govt can stop us from posting on social media

Govt can stop us from buying gold

But same Govt cannot stop NEET paper leak.

Shekhar Suman taking a stand for “cockroaches “ on Shekhar Tonite is a must watch 🔥

[Cockroach is Back @Cockroachisback]

The Cockroach Janta Party has not given any such call.

The government is just waiting for one mishap to demonise the entire movement.

We request all cockroaches to remain peaceful and careful.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

The Cockroach Janta Party has not given any such call.

The government is just waiting for one mishap to demonise the entire movement.

We request all cockroaches to remain peaceful and careful.

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

I swear, if people asked for the level of accountability they're expecting from a movement which is less than 20 days old from the ruling government, we wouldn't have been in this shit hole of a situation.

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

Threats to national security (according to BJP govt):
1. Being offended at being referred to as parasites and cockroaches.
2. Having more followers than BJP on Instagram.
3. Getting all offended youth together and asking for a change.

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

Not once did I imagine that the most menacing and ferocious dialogue I would hear in a movie about spies and espionage would be, "MERI BEHNN KAHA HAI TITTU!?"

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

Never thought INR to USD will match our country's telephone code, but here we are....

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

Baiko supremacy

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

Study in Lund University, work in Lauda company, and stay in Bhosari.
👍🏻

[Maharashtra Progress Tracking @abhirammodak]

#Pune
Germany based Precision Temperature Measurement Specialist - Lauda, registers a Joint Venture in Pune

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

Just watched Haq, a movie about the case of Shah Bano from 1985. Though it was clearly a propoganda movie because the ruling govt patted its own back before the end credits rolled, what I noticed is that people had more faith in the Constitution of India in 1985 than they do now.

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

💦🚰

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

One of my closest friends said, "Tu to ladka hai, tere ko kaun 'bad touch' karega be?" and proceeded to twist my nipples....

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

If you're obsessed with your child being a part of an organisation jiska short form 3 letters ka hai, make sure it's NCC and not RSS.

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

The first person who thought of consuming gau-mutra had a severe piss fetish, but you're not ready for that conversation....

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

@vivekagnihotri Just so you know, Demon Slayer did 40cr+

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

@sanjeevsanyal Why is it so difficult for you to believe that the generation who is going to inherit a country are unhappy corruption and suppression of mediums of expression, and are willing to risk everything so that they have a chance for a better future?

[Subhag Dolke @SubhagDolke]

If you have doubted yourself even once today, please remember this:
I'm a confident, capable and a beautiful king of a man.