Jake Ells

Professional Sarcastic-Asshole

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MIDRA, LORD OF FRENZIED FLAME

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Bloodborne Moon Presence crewneck

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Choosing one person who likes & rts this post to get one sent out for free 🖤🖤

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Malenia crewneck this Sunday !

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Make his finest asset yours

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#XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

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Make his finest asset yours

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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

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#FalloutXboxSweepstakes

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Vault Boy would approve.

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Congratulations! Watch #Fallout on Prime Video April 11.

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if I hear a dodgeball snare everyone is my enemy

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@AlanHerringtonn @colouritclouds

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@codyshook74 Just wait till you see the pentagram Oli set up in the living room

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@brendan905 Can’t believe I’m going to have to drive all the way to Anaheim to be able to hear you tell me my in-n-out breath stinks like shit

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@SLNTPLNT Done. Should I be expecting it by wire transfer or as an nft?

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BULLS MAKE MONEY, BEARS MAKE MONEY, PIGS GET SLAUGHTERED

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@codyshook74 Of all the shit Mira has written on my Twitter none of them come close to the sheer rage this one has filled me with.

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I ❤️ @codyshook74

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I’m a little B

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@FischMcPoo Except for that one person reading this right?

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Meanwhile in 2018...

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I like Cody’s butt

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@MacGMira @codyshook74 Can’t prove shit