Apollo Riley

I don’t like having my parents gone. /|OUAT RP| 18+| Descriptive|\

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

[|Presents a wrapped gift box to @FragmentedRoyal

Containing an old photo that he had redone of them as teenagers with an ornate frame.|]

I’m a bit late, but happy birthday Dancing Queen.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

I’d rather be safe, because it involves Noelle.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

That depends on the joke.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

I had another joke, but I feel like you’re going to hit me if I say it.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

If you say so.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

I’m pretty sure it did.

[|He smirked, trying to stifle a laugh.|]

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

Did it?

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

That statement really went right over your head.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

Noelle is my wife, that’s completely different.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

According to Noelle your mouth isn’t.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

Exactly, so you know my mouth is mean.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

All my life.

And even before then since we shared the same womb.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

And you’ve known me how long?

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

…Words hurt Dancing Queen.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

Well… I mean, have you met you?

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

She just calls me dumbass.

[Artemis Rosalie Riley @FragmentedRoyal]

It’s been years, and Noelle /still/ calls me the wrong name sometimes…

Honestly it’s cute.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

To this day my sister yelling at me still strikes fear into my heart.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

Where’s my twin at?

I feel like I haven’t seen her in ages.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

[|Puts a gift on @FragmentedRoyal’s dining room table,

A small, handwritten note placed on top of it.|]

Happy Birthday Melanie!

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

@EclipsedQueen @FragmentedRoyal Thanks Mom!

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

@EnamoredCharmer You don’t mind?

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

[|Leans into @EnamoredCharmer.|]

I have a favor to ask of you.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

@EnamoredCharmer Can you teach me how to make Italian meals?

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

@FragmentedRoyal It wasn’t that irresponsible!

I used protection,

Mostly.

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

Wait a damn second,

Melanie threatened to castrate me when there was a possibility that I had a child.

But her and Noelle can have a new baby every other year?

Not fair Dancing Queen, not fair!

It’s okay, I forgive you!

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

@FragmentedRoyal Oh, congratulations!

[Apollo Riley @SublimeMonarch]

Another niece or nephew?