"overdrive was in the hospital for a year- I threw him in front of doom."
"You started a gang conflict."
"You didn't even get to keep the loot cause you fell in love with a fake woman"
"Do you want me to keep going? Cause I will."
"I meant workers dipshit!"
"You're not MJ! You're... hold on I don't watch basketball..."
Quickly googling the worst basketball player
"Cherokee Parks!"
“Manhole cover?!?! You think Mole Man wants your secret identity?
And wow, kids these days. No respect for the vets of this game. This must be how MJ feels when they call LeBron the GOAT.”
She sighs, pointing around
"Open window, security camera, manhole cover- always people in the sewers here, ANOTHER camera, thin alley that can carry sound."
"This is why I quit your pathetic excuse of a team. The only time we were successful was when I made the decisions."
Whistles while walking down the street now.
“Oh Janice! Hey, it’s been awhile. Tough news on getting cancelled. You understand if I can’t been seen publicly with you, right?”
"Scott Lang? No that's more of a 'kick in the crotch till he can't have another kid'...
Maybe spider man..? No spider man has a much better build than that..."
"WAIT! THAT'S IT! YOU- aaaand he's gone."
She pulls out her phone, dialing a number
"I need a taxi..."
“Maybe it’s time to take a trip to a psychiatrist or something. Mental health is not something to take lightly.
Does the mask talk to you from across the room?”