Blake Fredland

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Crap. Now I have to tweet stuff.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

@realDonaldTrump @TrumpHotels

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

@realDonaldTrump dirtiest window I've seen at a hotel#trumptoronto

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Two types of people from small towns:
1. Let's leave after high school and find culture!
2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

On the couch watching Sportscenter thinking about moving and your entire body rejects you and end up on the floor listening to Sportscenter?

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

My style of dancing is to stand completely still.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Go go gadget motivation............. Damn, I thought that would work.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

There is not a zombie that can outrun me.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Why is anyone surprised that a guy named Ha Ha violated a rule?

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

That beautiful moment when you hear wind chimes walking down the street and realize that it's a bum rooting through a dumpster.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

I'm drunk, I'm out of drink.
Amanda

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

I don't think AA should be allowed to have meetings on the porch of the church I walk past to get to the bar. That's not very anonymous.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

There has never been a successful night in my life that included the thought; "I am tempted to steal that bulldozer."

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Pythons cannot breath underwater and if you say that they can, I'll cut you.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

I just got into a legitimate argument with a random stranger about whether or not pythons can breath underwater.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

I spend my days kicking ass and taking names, then giving the names back and apologizing to the ass.

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Does anyone else get offended when the waiter at Cheesecake Factory warns you that your order is spicy?

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Has anyone ever poped a wheelie in the Tour De France?

[Blake Fredland @SubliminalElvis]

Mother Nature and I share visitation rights to patios.