SubtlePaine

Minnesota ➡️ Florida. unserious #Skol #mnwild

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@theblockspot Ironically, the 3rd best team seems to be better than the Stars 🤜

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@RepMikeKennedy “I’m a Latter-day Saint, and I am a Christian”

God looking at you from the Judgment Seat-

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@realDailyWire They are the darkest side of humanity

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@XBrittanyDukeX The baby that they decided to kill can’t speak up for nor defend itself. Thats why people like us speak up for and defend them because they don’t deserve to be killed.

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Welcome to Minnesota

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC

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@BR_OpenIce @FriedgeHNIC Welcome to Minnesota.

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@Krissa_Kray_ The choice would be wrong even made in private. That being said, he made their decision public for clicks and views. They should be publicly shamed.

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@RomanScipioA @RealBrittHughes How do you know the dog isn’t being kept alive against his will? Don’t you think the dog is living in suffering from his ailments while being strung along medically?

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Good morning ☀️

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Baby boy born at 11:27 this morning. Mom and baby are doing great 👍🏼

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Once again, none of our submissions were selected as the official Madden cover 😔

Here's a thread of some of our alternate ideas...

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Contraptions! She contrapting!

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My wife and I are going in to have our third kid tomorrow, wish her luck!

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I'd be like, "good thing I have an ID like every other adult I know."

[TurnerSZN @twinberviks]

@TonyLiebert anyone who doesn’t pick F doesn’t know ball

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@BoujeeFinances I make just over $100k and my wife is stay at home with our third kid about to be born any day. She’s been stay at home since I was making ~$75k. Just live within your means and be content with what you have and you’ll be far richer than chasing the next best thing.

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If he’s incompetent to stand trial then he’s incompetent to be allowed in society

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Viral doorbell intruder who claimed to be a fictional wizard found incompetent to stand trial.

[Cpt. Mucho Texto @CptMuchoTexto]

It's an uncomfortable thought, I know, but I want you to think for a minute about all the absolutely horrific ways this child could have very easily died, had he not been found sooner. His mother thought about that and then thought "welp, good luck, kiddo". There is absolutely no rationale for that decision that doesn't make me think "lock her up and throw away the key".

And to see people then turn around and go "this wouldn't have happened, had he just been aborted", that is just the most downright demonic shit I've heard all week. If you're one of the people making this excuse, I mean it when I say go buy yourself a nice and sturdy length of rope.

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@ErinIshimoticha @SpaceX Maybe @ErinIshimoticha can try not being an insufferable cockroach

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@ma1ybe “We tried to warn you if we can’t kill our babies in the womb we’re gonna throw them away in the trash” isn’t the flex you think it is.