miss andry

$ssumaiya

[🪽 @moonlighba3e]

if you’re a sensitive woman, you better involve yourself in charity work or helping/working with children. pour all your love and nurturing into the poor, the weak, and children. it’s better than feeling motherly toward evil people just because you see the child in them.

[ko . @kohmene]

if i start selling pussy can y’all pls buy it

[LOUSY* @fishscale]

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE UNIQUE, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE, SO THEY PERFORM UNIQUENESS WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF COLLECTIVE APPROVAL.

[𝒢����𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[miss andry @Subtlemayo]

@tinyangelette That smell might be the windshield wiper fluid? I'd take that any day over my dad's stank ass old minivan... It smells like a rat died in there because it did

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Me: asleep in bed “sightly adjusts leg”

My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile here. I’m just going to go…. Would rather sleep on the couch than deal with your disrespect.

[miss andry @Subtlemayo]

It feels like kind of cathartic to speed on the highway while sobbing to my playlist on shuffle because he was sending his lesbian bestie all of my favorite love songs. What am I supposed to listen to now you sick fuck? Anyways who got good taste in music 🙏🏽

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[miss andry @Subtlemayo]

Training at my new job and the group is discussing their fav beer...it's been 40 minutes of this bs. I've never felt more out of place 😀

[miss andry @Subtlemayo]

My mutual asked me share their link! Please share and donate. Anything helps 🙂
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[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

my advice to women is dont say more than u absolutely need to bc if he does not ask he #doesnotcare

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.

[miss andry @Subtlemayo]

The frogs at the Asia mart remind me of my ex. Now I'm talking shit to the radishes. Who's going to carry my groceries in now 😣

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

No single woman sees her ex years later and says, “Wow, I lost a great man.” It’s always, “What a bullet I dodged,” and that says more than enough.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Remember this is why Cuba has no electricity anymore

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

happy pride month to my gay son. didn’t have to come out we’ve known since he was young

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

You guys, we just discovered the uterus doesn’t age! Sperm does. RUN FREE!