Suburban Smols

City Kid coming to a suburb near you. Parody Account for your favorite Michael

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When you have a wedding tonight

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@mikeysmols Stay tuned

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That Friday feeling

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Did someone say Thirsty Thursday?

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“I’m back” - Michael Jordan

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@mikeysmols Suburban Smols would like a word

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Look out, vegas. https://t.co/401jOQeFGm

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Look..I love Vegas..Vegas loves me. You can take a kid out the suburbs, but you can’t take the suburb out the kid. Vegas, I will shut you down. I don’t close the tab. I close the bar, I close the casino, I close the strip club, I close the city. Goodnight

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Sliding into a 4 day weekend like https://t.co/401jOQeFGm

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Machine Gun Smola

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You know it’s gonna be a fun holiday weekend when I start drinking craft beer. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife

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Happy Mother’s Day Kasia. You raised an absolute savage. Can’t wait for you to roast me when I get back from Vegas. XO

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Flight got moved to tomorrow. Sunday funday Sun City Smols. Look the fuck out

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“Tab open or closed?” Honey, just keep pouring em till the sun comes up #SinCitySmols

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Sin City Smols

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Bad day to be any sort of alcohol in Las Vegas

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Vegas doesn’t stand a chance. Follow along for the ride and your entertainment

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Don’t let me get into craft beer. Don’t let me do it

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@mikeysmols Craft beers hit different in the suburbs