Kyle “hold my beer” Zanax

go blue

[Kyle “hold my beer” Zanax @SubwaySolos]

The algorithm knows me too well… #LANK

[Kyle “hold my beer” Zanax @SubwaySolos]

Only time I was ever “larping” was trying to act sober right before my first DUI #RealMe

[Kyle “hold my beer” Zanax @SubwaySolos]

@shabingleton We’ve all been there #relatable

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They need a tinder where it’s just blonde women who like Busch apple, the range, and have low expectations. #push

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@murphyplshomer Hands soft as a babies behind #shrink

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Jake Rogers DFA’D. Drinking one is his honor at work #mustache

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@cbreadjohnson Wagon wheel as the song #shrink

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Saw my son driving with two hands on the wheel today. That’s one point for Thot daughter #disowned

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@hardyluvr69 Nothing small about this

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Buddy of mine pulls up to the frat party with high noons and a Ryobi hat. Do I kill him? #sissy

[Kyle “hold my beer” Zanax @SubwaySolos]

@imBobClapps Robert I’m sorry this has happened to you #empathy

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@notthefakeDNP You forgot me

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@Rbagwith Dick what haircut are we thinking today?

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I don’t care if your license plate says U.S. Army. If you’re going the speed limit I will pass you #move

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@Topps Michael Fulmer

[Kiradech Aphibarn🐀 (Thunder/Thighs) @barnratvapegod]

Head scratcher for sure

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@TushPushLover Doesn’t have to make sense to be true #shrink

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@sinclair_iv #expand

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@tjhall4heisman Too many brewskis for proper grammar #hammered

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@bagripper4L @petermillar Gotta #rapeback