Sub-Zero

Ninja. Alt account. Used for spying, concealment, and enlightened reason. Wants a frozen custard concrete, and sane government.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

Dear Twitter,

The 1995 Mortal Kombat movie was the best MK movie.

Mortal Kombat 3 was the best MK game, and it was best on the SNES.

Every pizza parlor should have an MK arcade.

Kerri Hoskins was the best Sonya, and the hottest.

Sub-Zero is the best MK ninja.
🥷❄️☯️

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@yesh222 He is a coward. He doesn't deserve to be a mayor of Athens, Texas.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@IMAO_ They have brown skin, so they're automatically the victim class and thus exempt from responsibility.

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Remember

Even in Nazi Germany, Germans saved Jews

Not a single Gazan saved a single hostage

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@CrankyFed I once said that about Joe Biden.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@MK_habit_addict MK 2 & 3 were peak Mortal Kombat. 2 was classic themed MK, and 3 was a good revisionist take on the game.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

You bought him, you own him, Ken Gardner. All that conservatism and Aristotelian philosophy pretense of his and he still voted for an insurrectionist molester of women.

Men like this pretend to principles. The only principal he cherishes is in his bank account.
#hypocrites

[Ken Gardner @KenGardner11]

Maybe Donald Trump should not have endorsed Paxton over Cornyn.

Idiot.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@KenGardner11 You bought him, you own him, Ken Gardner. All that conservatism and Aristotelian philosophy pretense and you still voted for an insurrectionist molester of women.

You deserve these delicious moments. I'm sure your precious money will be safe all the same.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@jaynordlinger I would put my throwing stars on delusion. He is a known psychopath.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

“Based on my tweets as [your X handle] and my profile photo can you please create a vintage 1960’s movie poster of me?”

Superb.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@DastDn This after his failed attempt at a third term.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@lymanstoneky No, because it was not proof in the first place.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

October 7th is a day to support all Israeli ninjas as they avenge their innocent dead. 🇮🇱🥷🇮🇱

Incidentally, I am available for contract. I take shekels.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@JonahDispatch How else is he supposed to survive a Republican primary?

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@osucowboytc Evangelicals worship power now. They crave social and political supremacy. They iced their morals five years ago.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@jbarro As a ninja, I oppose all savings of daylight. Repeal it.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@fem_mb I read cursive, and 80% of this isn't legible.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@greggnunziata He is their weapon, their champion of vengeance, avenger of their wounded pride.

And that is all he needed to be for them.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

@TPCarney Yes, Tim, but bribes.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

No brandings for psychopaths.
No sweeps for street bums.
No commitments for lunatics.
No commitments for addicts.
No political exile for socialists.
No chastizement for Boomer selfishness
Or GenX flippancy
Or Millenial softness
Or Zoomer stupidity.

No. Consequences.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

21st Century America is the Land Of No Consequences.

No arrests for corruption.
No firings for deceit.
No taxes for entitlements.
No fatalities for the condemned.
No shunnings for heresy.
No hangings for insurrection.
No turnover for misgovernment.
No Epstein list.

[Sub-Zero @SubzeroMK1995]

No failing for tycoon business.
No liquidation for busted banks.
No lead parachute for a bad CEO.
No demonetizing for grifters.
No fines for evil algorythms.
No pushback against screens.
No enforcement for oil leaks.
No enforcement of gun laws.
No Epstein list.