@WilliamOsman I would love to see a machine that drops one of those push scooters from some height and it swings down to hit you in the shins. Should have a grab bar you have to hold onto as well so you can't stand out of the way of it.
@Bowflex Hear me out. There should be an Insulting Treadmill. All these treadmills just saying nice things, I want one that yells at me to do better. Hit me up.
@MimiTrannn Pro tip, look at the white line off to the left of the road when this happens. Should be able to keep you in the lane and only getting mildly blinded.
@kittykim__ I can tell you, where I work our sales have been better throughout the year than they were today. Only exception was on a doorbuster, but even that didn't sell out.