ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ

『 ғᴀɪᴛʜ is man's weapon. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Disarm him, and ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ he is ᴅᴇғᴇɴsᴇʟᴇss. 』

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

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ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴋɪʟʟs ᴍᴏʀᴇ
ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs.

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ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔩𝔢𝔶 𝔈𝔲𝔰𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔡
𝟽ᴛʜ ᴘʀᴏɢᴇɴɪᴛᴏʀ, ɴᴏʙʟᴇ, ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ
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ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ¤ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ¤ ᴍᴠ

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

♚ — ;; ﹙Struggling to hold some muse here right now, so I'm going to get off of this account for the night. I'll be back tomorrow though.﹚

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 Under 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 circumstances, 」 There's some legitimate thought processing here, as his gaze momentarily trails away, he speaks,

「 —Bring you back to camp and torture you for information. 」 He looks back now.

「 But you'd like that too much. 」 Grin.

[『 Ferid Báthory 』 @SassyProgenitor]

A long arm lifted, curling backwards so that fingers could wind into the taller male's braid. A slow grin pressed across pale lips as the silverette tilted his head backwards.

⠀⠀⠀❝The am usher has successfully captured his target. Whatever will he do with the prize, hm..?❞

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 Careful there, young one. Stab the wrong person or thing and it might end up badly for you. 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

He could TRY the whole beheading thing but... what does HE get out of it?

[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

It doesn’t work like that.

I turned all shades of purple and blue and it didn’t work :(

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

Then hold your breath...

𝘋𝘶𝘩.

[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

Just about had ENOUGH of this breathing thing -

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 I still don't get you livestock. When I impale you on my sword, you're supposed to say, "𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥!", and instead I get crying and screaming... Tch.. 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

It's about now he draws the conclusion that this, whatever it is, is for the best; And turns to leave. No other words. Just... ohp. he gone.

[𝓔𝘈𝑻 𝒀꩜𝑈𝐑 𝙷𝓔𝑨͟𝑹𝑻 . @tranquiillus]

Sir ; I don’t understand a word you just said .

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 People don't even go to hell for what you'd been lead to 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 they do! 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚? That's fine! 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒄𝒉? A-Okay! But Jesus 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘽𝙄𝘿 you tell a little white lie, or steal a piece of candy from the candy bowl. 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 They say all the interesting people are there. I say... 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒕𝒔?」

[𝓔𝘈𝑻 𝒀꩜𝑈𝐑 𝙷𝓔𝑨͟𝑹𝑻 . @tranquiillus]

Terribly.

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 And how did that go for you? 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 Yeah, no you're going straight to Hell. Lowest bits too. 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 Men of God. Holy men! 」 He almost, 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 looks exasperated.

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 Some of you weren't Men of God in your pasts and it really shows. 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

♚ — ;; ﹙Just take a look at the Haus page if you need any kind of guidance or w/e when your home. What's for din din?
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[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

/ / I will uwu

It won’t take long to make the acct either -

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

♚ — ;; ﹙Do not rush yourself. Enjoy di n din ﹚

[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

/ / I’ll make photo bitch once I’m home;;

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

♚ — ;; ﹙It is I who is the dumb bitch.﹚

[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

/ / no that’s dead necromancer dumb bitch :(

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 In 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 cases, the ambushed side would be forced to retreat but, 」 The dual-toned vampire pressed flush against Ferid's back, an enamored grin tugging at the corner of his lips, as a chin rested on his shoulder.
「 Can't really do that right now, huh? 」

[『 Ferid Báthory 』 @SassyProgenitor]

If it weren't for the familiar smell, he would be dead.

⠀⠀⠀Luckily, there was only a mock annoyed look on Ferid's features. ❝Oh no, whatever am I to do? Ambushed from behind.❞

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

♚ — ;; ﹙Is that photo bitch? Hello photobitch﹚

[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

/ / I regret to inform y’all two I still have this dead loser too .

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

「 I have discovered something called 𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒐. It was strange at first, but I understand it now. Still not the biggest fan. 」

[ᴄʀᴏᴡʟᴇʏ ᴇᴜsғᴏʀᴅ @SuchLittleFaith]

Hell if he knew. Some kind of human song. Likely a mistake like most things they did. He'd look into it all the same though.

[‎⊹‍ ݁݁‍، 𝖈𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼 @inanimiis]

The fuck is that ?