McNeil Atticus Inksmudge (that/ew)

Photojournalist, pseudo-artiste. My fantasy manuscript is on multiculturalism & faith-crisis. I hunt the Purple Buffalo.

[McNeil Atticus Inksmudge (that/ew) @SuchNakedivity]

I’ve got a love-hate thing for making my wife orgasm because she gets really critical about everything: “DON’T TOUCH ME YOURE HAIRY AND HOT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NIGHT LIGHTS ON?”

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Days before America celebrates its 250th birthday, former President Barack Obama is drawing renewed attention to the Founding Fathers' ties to slavery.

Obama said leaders like George Washington helped build the nation while also owning slaves, calling that contradiction a "deep flaw" at the heart of America's founding.

"I think sometimes we get confused in thinking that these two stories are separate. They're intertwined, right? Which is why it's possible for me to be a great admirer of George Washington, and also acknowledge he was a slaveholder," he said in a recent interview.

As Americans prepare for Independence Day celebrations across the country, Obama is using the occasion to argue that the nation's founding ideals and its history of slavery cannot be separated.

@foxnewspolitics

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Isn’t it dystopian that we live in a time where companies with names synonymous with “everything” (Meta, Google, Amazon [A to Z]) litigate to surveil us as much as possible?

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The dominate culture of [#Mormons] is counterproductive…anti-humanist…ant-Christian… and push similar policy, and the opportunity cost for Mormon asceticism outweighs the benefit.

https://t.co/eQ4WWGwlYZ

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#music https://t.co/okCRFzR8M1
“Its Americana twang adds to its blue-collar humility. You can smell the cigarettes burning a hole in a polyester couch in the couple’s trailer. It romanticizes the pain, especially this flavor of pain—marked by interminable boredom & stale beer.

[Black Ranger @LordMegazord]

“tHEy’Ll JuST gRoW BaCk!”
No they won’t. They literally fucking won’t. This is beyond fucking stupid and is actually going to fuck over our already fragile ecosystem.

[Warrior Mentor🇺🇸 @WarriorMentor]

FAKE NEWS. The post claims that all U.S. military branches will adopt the Marine Corps Physical Fitness Test (PFT) as the standard, effective immediately, with a focus on a mandatory 3-mile run for all, including the Navy. It’s attributed to Pete Hegseth and dated April 10, 2025.

Based on my knowledge, this does not align with current U.S. military fitness standards or recent policy changes. Each branch has its own fitness test: the Marine Corps uses the PFT (which includes a 3-mile run, pull-ups or push-ups, and planks or crunches), while the Navy has the Physical Readiness Test (PRT), which typically includes a 1.5-mile run or alternative cardio options like swimming. There’s no record of a unified adoption of the Marine Corps PFT across all branches as of my last update in 2023. Additionally, the date of the post (April 2025) is in the future relative to my knowledge, and the scale of engagement (60M views) seems unusually high for a policy announcement on X.

This post appears to be satirical or fabricated, likely intended to mock perceived fitness disparities between branches, as suggested by the hashtags #SemperFi, #NewStandards, and #NoMoreWaivers, and the jab at Navy Chiefs.

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Normalize referring to @elonmusk’s social media as “X, née Twitter”

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#freespeech https://t.co/LGthzovPwp

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@KillerBread I want buttered toast served at my funeral (in like 40 years, not today). Will you cater?

[McNeil Atticus Inksmudge (that/ew) @SuchNakedivity]

*At Subway*
Some guy and his seven teeth walks in and tries to use the bathroom.
Staff: “We’re sorry, the bathroom is closed.”
He looks at me, “Not closed for white folk though!”
Me, eating a salad 🥗 (not in the bathroom)“Dafuq?”

#selffulfillingprophecy is people’s worst enemy.

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…that’s the second time today I thought I saw a cat in my house WHICH HATH NO CAT

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We’re divorced now

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I’ve got a love-hate thing for making my wife orgasm because she gets really critical about everything: “DON’T TOUCH ME YOURE HAIRY AND HOT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NIGHT LIGHTS ON?”

[McNeil Atticus Inksmudge (that/ew) @SuchNakedivity]

Gandalf fights like I couldn’t even do in my 20s

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Do you think men with short dicks have a greater capacity for hope compared to well endowed men when they send a dick pic?

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Gandalf is a dick to Pippen for like nine months straight and then says things like “You must not fail me!”

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Wouldn’t it be weird if when you died, you found out your soul was twice the size of your body?

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Is the desire to be sexy a combination of wanting influence over someone and simultaneously get compliments?

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I just wrote a review on USA RompHim https://t.co/AiFlr9yTKB via @yotpo