Christian Switzer

jesus, video games, and bacon

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

I was trying to sleep but this wolf stepped on my face https://t.co/K44Bzk9yKy

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

My wonderful friend Kaylin and I after the talent show last night http://t.co/IKPVsSdFh3

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

Officially terminating my usage of this twitter account. If you miss me I can be found on my YouTube account @swissfightcrime

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Lichdom Battlemage Ep. 1 (Gameplay/ Walkthrough) Possibly the GREATEST GAME OF ALL THE GAMES: http://t.co/avyBxwHgyK via @YouTube

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What a great fall we're having this winter

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Have to go to work when I could be gaming at 1080p

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@MaleOdor If I did it would start a legitimate bar fight in the middle of the living room

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@MaleOdor flat out racist

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If my family members don't stop being racist I'm going to commit mass homicide. I'm not at all kidding.

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@JacobRitsema once I get windows on my pc ill be joining you

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Y'all have a blessed day enjoying these 1.98 gas prices.

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

@Kaylinnny my momma knocked on my door screaming "Santa Came!!" The tables have turned from childhood

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

I'm related to all of these idiots by adoption NOT blood, and I thank God for that

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

@bartdestiny I understand all of your pain

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

@JacobRitsema I would if I drove here

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

Extended family reunions are just one giant "what not to do with your life"

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

366 days til Christmas

[Christian Switzer @SuchSwiss]

Just used watermelon scented conditioner in my beard, it was the best decision I made in all of 2014

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Happy Monday