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@Fatima_30e Crawfish

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@_Olivia_Vtuber Absolutely! $7000 buys a lot of crawfish!

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Crawfish season is still months away, which means right now we’re basically a support group for people who miss sucking heads in public.

We’ll get through this together.

Probably.

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Behind every good bad decision is somebody making sure it’s packaged properly. 😂

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September has arrived.

Which means crawfish season is still disrespectfully far away, but bad decisions remain fully operational. 🦞

We’ll be here.

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Asked ChatGPT to create a caricature of me based on what it knows.

Apparently I’m fueled by coffee, crawfish, recruiting, grandkids, yoga and questionable decisions. 😂

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Welcome to Texas, first rock from the sun.

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Friday has arrived.

Please make your bad decisions responsibly.

Or at least make them funny enough to retell. 🍺

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Nothing good ever started with:

“Everybody just have one.”

That’s not how this works. 🍺

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It starts with coffee.

Where it goes from there is really none of our business. ☕️🍺

The Suck What® Coffee to Beer Starter Pack is officially LIVE.

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Things we know for a fact:

Crawfish have an off-season.

Chaos does not. 🦞

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Crawfish season may be taking a nap, but bad decisions are a year-round commitment.

We’re not going anywhere. We’re just giving the crawfish a little time to regroup. 🦞

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Things We Know for a Fact:

The person who says, “I’m not staying long,” should never be trusted.

They’ll be there when the chairs start getting stacked. 😂

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Things We Know for a Fact:

Nobody has ever packed enough ice on the first trip.

There will be a second trip.

There is always a second trip. 🧊🍻

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Things We Know for a Fact:

“Just one more” has never once meant just one more.

Not at a boil. Not at a tailgate. Not with cold beer. 🍻

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Things We Know for a Fact:

If somebody says,

"We’re keeping it low-key today..."

...you should probably bring extra ice.

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Things We Know for a Fact:

If somebody says,

"Don't make anything special for me..."

...they're going back for seconds.

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Things We Know for a Fact:

The person who says,

"I'll just stop by for a minute..."

...has absolutely no intention of leaving in a minute.

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Backyard Rule #2:

If you open the cooler...

...and don't ask if anyone else wants one...

We're judging you.

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