A hopeless brat girl addict for @BowToClaire, with a crippling weakness for spoiled haughty women that know how to toy with losers and boss me into my place.
It’s hard being popstar…
But watching you guys simp and goon your life away for my success makes it all worth it.
You didn’t have much of a life before me anyway 😂 😂
Every stream makes my pockets fuller and your brain pinker. So don’t stop 💕
Feeling generous enough to let one of you losers be my personal ATM this weekend 💰
Anytime I want a meal, a drink, a spa day… I’m going to text or cashapp request you.
You might even get pictures. Or you might get ignored 😂
This is the closest thing to a girlfriend you’ll ever get.
First loser to send me $50 wins this chance. First come first serve Pinkii.
Isn’t it crazy that you’d save for an entire year, just to spend it all at one Pinkii show? 💸
Everytime you see the color pink, you’re reminded of who owns your brain. 🩷😵💫
You can’t even goon without hearing my songs in the background.
Yet I don’t even know your name.
So pathetic, it’s almost perfect. 🩷
POV: it’s your first Pinkii show and you start leaking the second you hear my first song playing 🫠😵💫💕
Are you:
1. Ignoring it and hoping nobody notices 🫠
2. Leaving the show early to go back to your goon-cave 😭
3. Pumping in the bathroom 😵💫
4. Paying simp-tax at the merch table and apologizing for being so goon-brained 😩