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[$ucre @Sucresucrejon]

Eish, yesterday I went to do some shopping at Naivas food market after finishing the day's shopping at the mall with the prudence dictated by the new normal. Mask, Sanitizer and social distance.
I made my purchases that were small, and when I was in line to pay, between taking

[Charles @charliefx_]

Bet more

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Kenya has introduced a brand new tax category for diaspora landlords.

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

• It is now called NON-RESIDENT RENTAL INCOME TAX.

Here is how it works.

If you live abroad, and you are not tax resident in Kenya,

And you earn rental income from property situated in Kenya, you are now required to:

- Register for this new tax category.
- Register your rental properties with KRA.
- File a monthly tax return by the 20th.
- Pay 30% of the gross rent collected.
You are not allowed to deduct property running costs before calculating the tax.

This tax applies to both:
- Residential properties &
- Commercial properties.

For example.

Say you live in the UK but own a commercial rental building in Nairobi. Renting out shops.

You collect Ksh 1 million in rent every month.

You also pay:
- Property manager = Ksh 100,000
- Security company = Ksh 50,000

You shall pay 30% tax on the full Ksh 1 million = Ksh 300,000.

The 100k paid to the property manager and the 50k paid to the security company are not deductible.

Effective July 1, 2026.

Early tax planning will become increasingly important under this new category.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

if you're selling to broke people, sell them a way out. if you're selling to rich people, sell them safety. if you're selling to young people, sell them potential. if you're selling to old people, sell them the legacy they'll leave behind. if you're selling to employees, sell them freedom from their boss. if you're selling to bosses, sell them freedom from their employees.

[KAT @reallKAT]

Who’s this man? Wow what an insight!!!🔥

[Masaku @masaku_]

What are the Pakistanis in Mombasa doing that is so hard for Kenyan importers ama ni tamaa? Ukitaka a clean car just go to those Pakistanis hapo Ambalal ama Ganjoni. You will save 300k

[Royale Union Saint-Gilloise @UnionStGilloise]

Ready for Rele. 💎🤝

[Said Amdaa @SaidAmdaa]

J’espère que tout le monde est conscient que ce tacle de Mazraoui à 90+5 ÇA VAUT UN BUT HEIN.

Trop passé inaperçu à mon goût. Donc on le remet ici.

SOLDAT MAZ ⚔️ https://t.co/RHCLBbi21f

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

This Morocco fan did the Lumumba stance after their World Cup win over the Netherlands 🇳🇱… Lumumbavea would be proud. 😂👏

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @imzftbi]

Mbekezeli Mbokazi. Outstanding performance 👏

Top CB prospect

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

One of the most unique shooting techniques ever

[SKB @seyikanbai]

Eberechi Eze tried asking OdumoduBlvck a question, but the UK accent was too strong. Odumodu had to tell him to speak in a way he could understand. 😭😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sii hii sasa ni Uchokozi?😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲😂😂😂

[Allano™🍉 @Web3flux]

If you want to watch any Netflix Film at an Ultra HD Level download Netmirror on your TV or Phone ama just get Onstream. As long as you have an internet connection you can watch all TV Shows and Movies from the two apps for free. No ads from them at all , hizi ndio Cricfy za movies and TV shows.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Somebody,I dont know know who,needs to apologize to this man.

Stephen Nzuki Mutisya has been wronged Immensely. The newspapers called him a child molester for weeks,the magistrate Zainab Abdul who sentenced him to 100 years in prison,called him a Wolf in sheep clothing

Stephen was a director of Children Rescue home in Utawala

He was accused of molesting four boys. The magistrate zainab said the he was taking them to his home and molesting them there as he read bible verses to them.
She sentenced him for 100 years

Recently when his lawyer made an appeal.

It was discovered that he was falsely accused.

When he was being sentenced the court fully relied on testimonies from the Accusers. The court(Magistrate zainab Abdul ) was emotional where facts mattered the most

All of these testimonies were found to be incosistent and unreliable

The Medical reports of the boys from KNH found that they had no medical Penetration,trauma or injury.

It was discovered that these minors who were accusing Stephen,some of them had been expelled from the home. They were later recruited by an external party who had an unfinished dispute with stephen.

There, they were coached to dig this mans grave.

How is such a man supposed to get back to society after being called a child molester globally?

How many more men do we have in Prison who have bled from the same blade that cut Stephen?

What have men done to society to deserve such a sad Apathetic Execution.

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🗣 Luis Figo on the the current situation of the Portugal NT:

"Some of these players clearly don't want him (Ronaldo) on the team. They think he's holding them back, but they forget EVERYTHING he has done for this country. The young Cristiano didn't need anyone else to score goals. He won matches all by himself. He carried Portugal for YEARS. Cristiano Ronaldo IS Portugal. He deserves respect and a farewell worthy of a LEGEND.

When Cristiano got his first call-up, he respected all the senior players. Now we have arrogant kids who have achieved nothing. He is the reason we even believe we can win a World Cup. He is the inspiration for everyone." 🇵🇹🏆

[Rexha 🐸 @RexhaRexhaRexha]

Shaquille O'Neal gives his best negotiation advice

"Don't talk first and start high."

"I'll start off at $200 million, and they'll be like no 110, I'll say nah 140, they say 125, deal."

"If you start at 50 and their budget is 200, you just lost $150 million."

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The person who controls distribution often earns more than the person who creates the product.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Buda, usitubebe ufala.

It is becoming a recurring pattern that whenever Parliament is confronted with consequential votes that directly affect the livelihoods of millions of Kenyans, you are conveniently outside the country.

After months of fiery rhetoric, media appearances, and vehement opposition to the Finance Bill, your conspicuous absence at the decisive moment raises legitimate questions about your sincerity and political fortitude. Were the interviews merely performative? Was the outrage simply a public relations exercise?

[Minyiii @kiirukamau_]

Lol , gig kama hii ni ya Earl Karanja , Erick Wokabi , Toloi or Waigera. She has created her own theory that she reaches high value customers 😂 which is a lie

[Sporsal @sporsAlll]

🗣️ Samuel Eto'o: "Barcelona'da oynarken Pep Guardiola bana santrafor oynamayı ve nasıl hareket etmem gerektiğini öğretmeye çalışıyordu. Bir gün idmanı durdurdu ve tahtanın başına geçip bana taktik vermeye kalktı.

Ona döndüm ve 'Pep, sen hayatında bir kez bile forvet oynamadın. Ben bu pozisyonda dünyanın en iyisiyim, bana nasıl gol atacağımı öğretemezsin' diye bağırdım. Yüzüme baktı, tek kelime edemedi. Maç günü geldiğinde beni kanada çekti, Henry'yi merkeze koydu.

O gün anladım ki onun sisteminde egonuz ne kadar büyükse, sizi cezalandırma şekli de o kadar çiğ oluyor. Sezon sonu beni Inter'e takas ettirdi ama ertesi yıl Inter formasıyla onu Şampiyonlar Ligi'nden elediğimde yüzündeki o ifade her şeye değdi."