10/10 execution, Tony. Sue Lunch Fan Club approved. π«‘
Unfortunately, we received $0 in royalties. Now the boys will go hungry & Sue will have to put in extra hours to put Lunch on the table for the team.
For future reference, we accept royalties in Chuck Norris bombs.
EPISODE βπ»: SANTA MARIA
β¦some of you thought we were joking.
First race post-Natty.
Sue sits 11th in High Limit points.
Fan club attendance: remote.
Propaganda department: fully operational.
The fan club has clocked back in.
GO GET YOUR LUNCH, SUE.
π A badass bullring right off the 101
βοΈ A clear and cool 70Β° day on tap
π A short drive from the Pacific Ocean
β°οΈ A perfect view of the Temettate Ridge
Santa Maria is one of the most scenic spots on the @InterstateBatts High Limit Racing calendar!
Sue Lunch Fan Club is currently OUT OF OFFICE.
Reason: Hairball.
Location: Iowa State Fair.
Expected return: whenever Sue needs us.
Please direct all urgent Lunch-related matters to someone more responsible.
And with that, our Knoxville Nationals comes to a close. π«‘
Through it all, Sue tolerated, and at times, even encouraged the tomfoolery.
But Knoxville was merely the pilot episode. Now we follow the High Limit Tour.
Sue Lunch Fan Club signing off from Knoxville. π«‘
Sue Lunch is taking Rumple Minze shots and actively developing the 2027 Victory Lane strategy.
Rumple.
Victory Lane.
Figure out everything in between later.
The road to the 2027 Knoxy Natty starts in 3/4 at 5:30 AM.
Building back better.
TRUST THE PROCESS. TRUST THE RUMPLE.
Sue Lunch, we need you to up the ante on this afterparty.
You already saved the Knoxville Nationals A Main.
Now save this fucking party.
Get on stage. Find a pole. Do something irresponsible.
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Sue spotted signing autographs after his FIRST Knoxville Nationals A Main.
The propaganda is working. The movement is growing.
We are no longer accepting allegations that this is βjust a shitpost account.β
π MR. CONGENIALITY AWARD π
For somehow putting up with our shit for an entire week, tolerating the stalking, the reporting, the Dingus investigations, the bootleg merch, and an absolutely irresponsible amount of Sue Lunch propaganda.
GET YOUR LUNCH. 4Ζ§ FOREVER. π£οΈπβ€οΈ