Sue Swyt

Nonprofit policy & strategy ninja, All views expressed are my own

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

@GaryJanetti I still have hot-tea
-order-during-rush trauma.
As a former waiter, I have never felt so heard!

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

@WendiAarons Yes, provided you share with the group.
All these years, I thought “embarassing my child” counted as cardio!
Who knew Friday night “Mommy and Brie” would catch up with me?

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

@carrzinho @jameshannah

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Are they really gonna make it about “too many doors on the school”? They are, aren’t they?

[Delaware State University @DelStateUniv]

President Allen makes updated statements on the Women’s Lacrosse Team incident in Georgia: https://t.co/LCChi9SY8P

[tajacu @tajacu]

@pattonoswalt Lets change the name of the uterus to AR-15 maybe that way republicans will protect women reproductive rights.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: conservatives love free speech for Elon Musk, but hate free speech for Colin Kaepernick?

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

@WendiAarons @in_a_partydress @brandibowles #ReadingBetweenTheWines book club- I think we have our new book!

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

If you ever feel bad about yourself, consider that three days trapped in a cabin with lord byron was enough to traumaspawn two *distinct* schools of supernatural horror story

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

@WendiAarons Coming soon- my new hit drama “Middle-Aged Woman Strives to Arrive Places!” Pilot : Apple is F*cking with My Keys to Success: Iphone continuously uninstalls Sue’s Tile App. Plot twist: to re-link her Tile App to her keys, Sue must find her keys!

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 27.8% lower than men's.

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 25.4% lower than men's.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if you believe god became a human then you can believe someone can be a different gender than what they were assigned at birth

[League of Women Voters of Ohio @lwvohio]

Leave your suggestions in the comments! #takeactiontuesday

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

A major appliance broke and my weekend has devolved into
If You Give A Moose A Muffin
Except with a leaking hot water heater, a beeping smoke alarm and two neglected karaoke machines.

[Sue Swyt @SueSwyt]

@pattonoswalt This is amazing! Crying happy tears!

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Old enough to remember when it would have been shocking to see a former president admit that his goal was to have "overturned the Election."

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

There are politicians who will be quoting MLK while simultaneously pushing to ban his life’s work from being taught in schools.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Can we at least do a “Boaty McBoatface” online poll where we all get to name the next variant? I wanna get, “Oops! All PlagueBerries” in early.