SÜ

[challkuchimaq @kevsaucebro]

can’t imagine there’s anything more cathartic for a white southern conservative than getting to personally segregate a restroom

[SÜ @Sueperstition]

Me when bae walk in the bedroom with that meat danglin’ out

[SÜ @Sueperstition]

“R2D2 is a top regardless of gender” thanks for the thoughts @bradleymckellip

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

The hair flip 😭😭😭

[X sucks I miss rettiwT @Richie59FIFTY]

It got dealt with when it got dealt with.

[SÜ @Sueperstition]

Pussy

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

According to @UmpScorecards all three games have had favorability towards the Yankees. The playoffs are supposed to have good umpires

[🆎 @theABinKC]

need this energy tonight #kcroyals

[Conrad McGorkin @ConradMcGorkin]

Royals: W
Chiefs: W

[AJ @willjames93]

MF look like the Mucinex bug

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Royals just absolutely posterized the Orioles

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

LETSSSSS GOOOOOOO!!!!! @Royals

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

hey girl how have you been??? omg, married with baby #2 on the way? amazing!!! me? ahahaha i’m just chilling, trying to ignore The Dark Empty! hmmm? ohhhh that’s just what i call the constant gnawing certainty that nothing will ever satisfy me! tell your folks i said hi :)

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Ten years ago tonight.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

him: are you fucking stupid?
me:

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

You’re never alone. Theres mold

[☔ @Whotfismick]

her: are u fucking stupid???

me:

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*sobbing quietly* a…a…acab