Sophie Otway

Some pearls, and some not so pearly pearls.

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

Jane is the same colour as her top! Aw, we're not all blessed with Berry's complexion though or Paul's fake bake. #GBBO

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

I just can't stop picturing that ginger bloke in a choir boy outfit #GBBO

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

So basically they're all shit apart from Selasi #GBBO

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

I really don't think Paul Hollywood saying "penetrate" should be on before the 9pm watershed #GBBO

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

David Cameron to solve flood problems by pointing.

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

Clifford does remind us a bit of Richie Rich #LadyChatterleysLover

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

Lady Chatterley's Lover is the highlight of Sue's social calendar this week. Get ready for the opinions of both Otway women @masterclinch

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

Someone from the walking group strikes again. In the form of an Internet virus. #suesaysitbetter

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

@Wellybeana Good idea. I will ask Sue what she thinks before the 9pm watershed (we must not interrupt during 'Who do you think you are.'

[Sophie Otway @Suesaysitbetter]

140 characters per tweet is just not long enough for any of Sue's fabulous quotes. She will not lower herself to abbreviations.