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Gifted napper

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why do these birds look like they're about to drop the hottest rap album of the year?

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It's All In The Game, Yo #RIPMichaelKWilliams

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@kirstywalker861 Haha! I think of a very drunken girl sitting late outside slug and lettuce, barely being able to sit up but demanding to tell me the many reasons northern people are best 😂

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Oh Birmingham, never change

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Everyday this week at Costa-

Barista lady: Thank you and would you like to join our loyalty program?

Me: Not today thanks!

Today at Costa-

Barista lady: Thank you and have a nice day

Me: Not today thanks!

I can never go there again

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100 years ago on 4th November, just a single week before the Armistice, Wilfred Owen died. His poetry still rings as true today as it did then https://t.co/uD5ERm2jCc

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@UNDEADTRESOR In Britain, we refer to it as Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix

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I’m so #blessed 🙏🏽I don't want to be brag but all those years living from paycheque to paycheque and I've finally saved enough to buy a Vodafone data plan and download this picture 🙌🏽👌🏽

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

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@the_doctor1310 @Mr_Brookes04 For tomorrow you soon to be cougar❤️

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@The_Real_McCabe Hehe! Adorable 🙂

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@Mr_Brookes04 @the_doctor1310

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@Mr_Brookes04 I saw this clip and thought of our good friend @the_doctor1310 https://t.co/34XXDYWoyF

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7 years ago, this Nobel peace prize winners release from incarceration gave me hope. This week, she's trivialised her governments genocide. https://t.co/FgsptuMG2M

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Aung San Suu Kyi :) http://bbc.in/9YrN6U

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Suf Tip #1: Fellas, forgotten your dates name? Call her Muhammed. it’s the most popular name in the world so you might well be right.

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@CathyChrisRowe They're not muffins Ceth.

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@taylorgiacoma Ha! Adorable, never change TG 😉

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@taylorgiacoma Career-focused lady seeks open-minded man who will appreciate her many nuances. No scrubs tho, thx

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@MazMHussain This hits far too close to home

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@kirstywalker861 Because I’m totes cool 😎 Also no-one else wants to be friends with a girl who eats food she finds on the street

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@kirstywalker861 So what happened next? #KirstyWalkerWetHerself2016 #PottyTrainingFails