An abandoned SpaceX rocket travelling at around 5,400mph is expected to crash into the moon, leaving a crater with a diameter of around 17m. (via BBC)
The collision is expected to take place today at 7:35 BST, just under an hour from the time of this post.
GTA V main plot:
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Michael: ARGHHH FUCK I'M IN AN INFORMAL WITNESSES PROTECTION AND I HATE MY SON AND I WANT TO ROB A BANK
Franklin: kiss me Lamar
Trevor: Michael take your clothes off. Take your clothes off Michael. Take your clothes off Michael
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GTA Online main plot: