SCCC Problems

Suffolk Alumni here to help you with all your problems on campus in 140 characters or less. *NOT affiliated with Suffolk Community College*

[relatable @byreIatable]

In college you have to get over L’s real quick because another one is due at 11:59

[Corinne Booy Farkas @RetinaRinny]

@SuffolkCCCProbs Nothing like spending my "day off" jumping through hoops and running in circles because SCCC pays people who can't do their job correctly. Wish I could screw up as often as your employees do and still keep my job. #annoyed

[relatable @byreIatable]

Everyone knows someone who has said this at one point in time: “Ya idk I might just drop out and be a stripper or something.”

[relatable @byreIatable]

No class November... that’s what i wanna see

[relatable @byreIatable]

boys: i like girls with curves
girls: i like boys with class
me: i like classes with a curve

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I have so much homework I really need to start getting it done

Also me 15 min later:

[relatable @byreIatable]

There’s no ‘i’ in team, but apparently there’s one hidden in "group projects"

[relatable @byreIatable]

I didn’t chose the 4.0 life, but it also didn’t choose me

[relatable @byreIatable]

In college any "free time" you have is actually just you procrastinating

[kate maler @avoKateo]

$1.50 for a 12oz can of soda in the vending machine is theft and you should be ashamed @SUNYSFLK @SuffolkCCCProbs

[ℐαcqυεℓιηε σηειℓℓ @jackieooo96]

Whoever doesn’t plan on finishing out the semester can you drop out now so there’s more parking spots 🙄 @SuffolkCCCProbs

[Nicodemus @ShottaBlvck]

SCCC is terrible I paid for an transcript to be sent two months and they haven’t sent my transcript to the NY State Education Dept. Like what kind of system y’all running? @SuffolkCCCProbs @EnrollSUNYSFLK

[relatable @byreIatable]

I love college because people can cry or sleep anywhere and everyone just understands

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I’m going to study my ass off tonight and get shit done

Also me:

[Jenna Jagow @JennaJagow]

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone

College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is cool bc if u relax for 5 seconds then all of a sudden ur failing 11 classes even tho ur only taking 5

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Sorry, I have an 8am class in the morning" is the college equivalent of "my mom said no"

[Zach @DarkShadowZake]

@SUNYSFLK @SuffolkCCCProbs I've lost ID this is my first time that I lost it do I have to pay for a replacement?

[relatable @byreIatable]

*saves hw for Sunday*
*too tired to do it on Sunday*