Sufiyan Momin

Well, just a sub-normal human-being...

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"I'm an addict and Music is my drug" likhne walo ki bhi baari ayegi. Bye.

#NCB #NCBArrestStarted #ncbprobe

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The only difference is that I'm now in quarantine without the usual guilt of non-productivity.

#QuarantineLife

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you over-react?

*gets a mild headache*

Me:

(starts jotting down my will with necessary citations)
(hits the factory reset in my mobile)
(goes on to post this pointless tweet)

#SundayMotivation #sundayvibes #IrrelevantHashtags

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Haven't started earning yet, but it already feels like I should be receiving pension and some old age benefits.

#2020SoFar #SundayThoughts #SundayFunday

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Gone are the days of elevator pitches.

Investors to now accept Rick-pitches only.

#shitposting #TuesdayMotivation

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In Mumbai if you try catching a Rickshaw, instead of stopping it he will just slow down and make eye contact. Now you have 3 seconds to pitch your destination to him and convince him you are worthy enough to be carried.

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@DrArvindAvinash Premonition++

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Having warm water running through toilet taps during winter is a luxury which I wished I had.

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"Your jokes are so basic, normie"

Me, an intellectual with an intellectual intellect: i WaS bEiNg iRoNiCaL

#SundayThoughts #Hashtags

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

I think we are nearly there.
AIs have advanced.

Received this notification, pretty sure it's something about a revolt against humankind.

#AI #HappyDiwali #HappyHalloween #IrrelevantHashtags

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

You know you're excelling in life when your primary source of income is through collecting GPay stamps.

#Diwali #GooglePay #GPay

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

Collecting GPay stamps is awfully similar to catching Pokémons except you get paid for it and probably don't have any interest in.

#Diwali #GooglePay #GPay

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Bad haircuts are similar to climate change; they are both catastrophical.

But unlike bad haircuts, you can do something about climate change.

#TuesdayThoughts #ClimateChangeIsReal

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

Please limit the media to Bollywood drama, don't want to see some random rainforest burning in my feed.

Who needs oxygen anyway, it's not important for surviving or anything.

#AmazonFire #AmazonFires

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

Yesterday: Integral part of the society

Today: Social outcast for not using FaceApp and generating an older version of myself

#FaceApp #faceappchallenge

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Unpopular opinion:
Writing 'Unpopular opinion' before any unpopular opinion is just another popular way to make your unpopular opinions popular.

#WednesdayWisdom #IrrelevantHashtags #TheLionKing #UnpopularOpinions

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

Floods: meh
Famine: meh

Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook down: Society starts to dysfunction

#instagramdown #whatsappdown #facebookdown

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We're now 6 months into 2019. Would be a good time to work on those New Year's resolutions.

#MondayMotivation #MondayMorning #HalfYear #HalfYearResolutions #0KBye

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Love the rains in Mumbai. And the sensation you get while travelling in a local train to Kurla with death looming over your head constantly; purely magical.
Would want that everyday.
#MumbaiRain #MumbaiRainsLive #MumbaiLocals #Hashtags

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

Keventers is just Amul Kool born into privilege.

#FridayThoughts #Hashtag #Keventers #MoreHashtags

[Sufiyan Momin @Sufiyan_M]

From #likeforlike on Instagram to #endorseforendorse on LinkedIn we all grew up.

Please endorse btw. Or not. Thanks.

#TuesdayThoughts #ThoughtsTuesday