calma te

Fc Barcelona.

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

Barcelona have scored more than half of Manchester United’s entire Premier League goal tally from last season in just 9 league games. 😭💀

[Nnamdi @Nnamdii_e]

Re-introducing: Dr. Eweputanna N.C

Overall Best Graduating Medical Student, UNN
Best Graduating Male Student
Best in Hematology
Best in Pathology
Best in Morbid Anatomy
Best in Pediatrics

[calma te @SugDadiEnergy]

The only thing the world cares so much about is getting men to spend more money.

[Lit! @JusttLit]

My own father went to morning mass after he died. When the church members heard he had died, they asked when and were shocked when we said Saturday morning. All of them that came said they saw him at early morning mass that day. One said she spoke to him but he was in a hurry.

[Prophet_Ikuku | QNN @Zyyon_]

CAF should cancel Nigeria's win. Why will you beat fine girl?

[B I G L O U I E 🫵🏾 @LouieDi13]

Na only la liga this Barca sabi play ball!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[calma te @SugDadiEnergy]

@khanofkhans11_ 😂😂😂

[victóry | Educator @egbokavictory_]

When he talked about the wine storage, it described exactly how Nigerians build their houses.

He said, “but it needs to closed, to be temperature controlled. But I guess it’s more of a display, like a flex without the utility.”

I just said, “gbam!”

Because that’s exactly how we are.

We love performance than how well our problems are solved.

And we measure wealth by how much we can show.

It’s interesting how that as a culture is shown even tiny things like interior design.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Very valid.

[… @Praise_Ffs]

Arnold’s balls are so good

[Jim O'Neill @neilojim1972]

Eight years ago I was terminally diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in both lungs and lymph nodes. Drs Oladipo and Carser with oncology team at Belfast City Cancer Centre said hold my beer...today I was discharged, which is....nice

[I. Cox @IanECox]

It's always amazing how quickly countries recover from war. Makes one wonder what African countries that aren't at war are doing.

[Mareeya @Mareeyah_]

Chasing you to satisfy a fantasy is not the same as wanting you for a long time commitment.

[CODY @MacCody02]

Funeral arrangements being done at Sir Wicknell Chivhayo's home, look at the cars look at the house but what is bothering me is that Chihuri had this kind of money to build such a mansion as one of his houses I mean how rich is Chihuri 🤔

[José Miguel Polanco ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @josepolanco10]

December 18, 2022. 34 year old Leo Messi will win the World Cup and become the greatest player of all times. Check back with me in 7 years.

[jiggy @__Shola]

Half of you can’t even fill up your car tanks anymore but hey!!! Sai Yoruba! Sai APC!

Fucking FOOLS!

[andieiam @andieiamwhoiam]

You can't revoke consent 2 years later and call it rape. LOL

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

That ends it then.

[Premium Times @PremiumTimesng]

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka, told PREMIUM TIMES that Peter Obi was duly admitted to study Philosophy in 1980. The university also authenticated the degree certificate examined by PREMIUM TIMES, confirming that he was awarded a Bachelor of Arts in Philosophy, Second Class Honours (Lower Division), in 1984.

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐔𝐍𝐍’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐔𝐌 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒
https://t.co/gtaSF53lVU

[Cat ✨ @slasysh]

PORTUGUESE TWITTER IS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER LMAOOOOO