Shane Kortum

Heart of a lion, attitude of a honey badger

[Shane Kortum @SugaShanie]

I have a life now I used to pray for. My Wife taught me to love life by loving me when I hated myself. Thank you @AbbeyKortum 😘

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Spain officially gave up Florida to the United States today in 1821.

This was due to the Adams Onís Treaty.

[Shane Kortum @SugaShanie]

Check all of their devices. Everyone looks like they are predators & threats to children.

[Republicans @Republicans]

Maine Democrat core 🤡 🤡

[Shane Kortum @SugaShanie]

I restarted Breaking Bad today just to have something to do until the World Cup Finals is on & College Football starts

[SYSKUSA @syskusa]

If you have this, you’re kind of a Big Deal.

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Rest in peace, Sam Neill. Thank you for bringing Dr. Grant to life.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Top ten college football programs by value, according to @WSJ

What stands out?

[Shane Kortum @SugaShanie]

@CourtTV That’s what you get when you have an attorney with a man bun

[Uo Arms @UoArms]

ANNOUNCEMENT: Uo Arms has finalized a launch date. The new website will go live in the coming days and customers will be able to select from 4 colors, pistol or SBR, various accessories, and the HUXWRX suppressor. Our email list will be notified first, so please go to https://t.co/75C3CaVoHB to be included in the early announcement. Public sales will be announced on all of our socials (Instagram and X). We expect demand to be very high. If you want one, don't wait.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Air Force Global Strike Command @AFGlobalStrike]

From our family to yours, Happy 250th, America!
#Freedom250

[GLOCK, Inc. @GLOCKInc]

Happy 250th Birthday America! #4thofJuly

[Department of War CTO @DoWCTO]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST NATION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED.

AMERICA 250 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We are forever indebted to the brave patriots who gave their lives for our country.

[Shane Kortum @SugaShanie]

#America250

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Remember when you criticized the Bush Admin for not securing the border and for not enforcing our immigration laws?

That was fun. You actually wanted more people deported.

[Kasey Quanrud @digitalspaz]

I dream to see certain things in my lifetime, even though they’re unlikely