Lightning Linguini

[out of context baseball @baseballcontext]

so close!! it’s actually my team losing a baseball game

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

I AM FINE

[Dinger City @DingerCityMSSB]

YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

can you all stop pretending tomatoes taste good

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

yoooo let ur cat know i said pspspsps

[Tessa Violet @TessaViolet]

boobs

[ham mike @griffraff97]

i think if my dab pen spent less time and energy blinking it’s gay little light telling me it’s about to die it might have enough charge for me to get another hit

[Lightning Linguini @SugarHighSyd]

@elipapyeoj stop i’m doing the same thing! you should see Jennifer’s Body and barbarian if you haven’t yet

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

some of y’all r soooooo girl wearing a skirt as a top (derogatory)

[Lightning Linguini @SugarHighSyd]

@chrismelberger watched the video before reading the caption and thought you were trying to come up with Simlish words

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

jane lynch is wario jamie lee curtis

[Lightning Linguini @SugarHighSyd]

@chrismelberger @ElectricCallboy bunny at the end!!💕cutest girl in the world

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[flynn 🖤🌙 @faeriemecha]

rt if you're a huge drink girly

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

GAY WEED GAY WEED

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK. #Uvalde