leggings probably

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Oh to be crowned king by a wizard

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

What truly makes a nacho Supreme, is the belief it has in itself

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

@taylorswift13 is tall. I am tall. We should make babies.

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

There's a lot of people that had to work this Christmas day. Do them a favor and call in a bomb threat.

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Loaded with more coal than the Edmund Fitzgerald

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Santas sleigh just hit the pentagon

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Sanctimonious bitch has arrived just in time for the holidays

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

I been to a lot of forbidden temples in my life and all the booby traps were just boobs

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

As temperatures drop, homelessness is at an all time low. They're all dead

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Reports have been swirling lately that @MileyCyrus has a total crush on me

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

BREAKING: US officials say they have seized enough fentanyl to give a toddler a pretty chill afternoon.

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Put me in a fuckin helmet

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Shut up and let me enjoy some tummy

[toxic king @toxicking]

If they’re called leggings why yo stomach in there

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Got a "you up?" text last night and told her no. I've never felt like more of a man

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Doctor said I can't give myself a prostate exam? Guess I'll go fuck myself then

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

@JosieMariee11 Had the same thing over Thanksgiving

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

@jaseyheart I stan corrected. I just wanna know which diety you were praying to so I can get out of my next jam

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

What scares me the most about this is that she stayed on the road long enough to get to an actual parking spot....

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

@fishjosephtFU You are a saint among heathens

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Whenever I say "I'll do it tomorrow" I'm really just counting on tomorrow not to come.

[leggings probably @Sugboat]

Pretty sure they sing Ocean Avenue

[brandon* @brndxix]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A YELLOW CARD 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅