Imagine owning Jio and still praying for everyone to get an IPO allotment. 😂🙏
The owner is praying, investors are refreshing, and KFintech is taking its own sweet time. 💀
#JioPlatforms#IPO
My X timeline is full of people celebrating their Jio IPO allotment.
Meanwhile, I’m still refreshing KFintech like my application needs personal attention. 😂 @RIL_Updates@_MukeshAmbani
Anyone else in the waiting club? 👀
#JioPlatforms#IPO#jio#MukeshAmbani#RIL
Jio IPO allotment isn’t even live yet, but people on X have already secured 7 out of 10 lots. 😂
Forget IPO allotment, these guys have insider access to the future. 💀
#JioPlatforms#IPO
It’s 11 PM, and the Jio Platforms IPO allotment is still playing hard to get. 😂
At this point, investors aren’t tracking stocks. They’re tracking the refresh button.
Anyone actually sleeping tonight? 👀
#JioPlatforms#IPO
Jio Platforms IPO allotment awaited! 📈
The wait now comes down to one question — allotment or another missed opportunity?
Curious how many of you applied.
What's your allotment status? 👇
⏳ Awaiting results
✅ Allotted
❌ Not allotted
#JioPlatforms#IPO#IndianStockMarket
Happy Gandhi Jayanthi.
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“A treasured moment from Mahatma Gandhi’s historic visit to Tumkur in 1933, captured alongside Shri M. Neelakanta Rao.(Freedom fighter & Founder Khadi Bhandar 1929 in Tumkur District)”
#khadi#Gandhi#tumkur#freedom
I have no views on space X
According to The Times of India
“Investing in US stocks gets easier: Several Indian trading apps get Gift City go ahead”
In other news “Gen Z in India is part of a global "sex recession," with significant numbers reporting they are less sexually active or abstaining from sex entirely.
Now I am firmly of the view that 2 things will happen in India with GenZ after this easy access to global markets.
1. They will go from “sex recession” to “sex depression” and India's childbirth will simply collapse further… and IVF becomes good investment theme.
2. Increased risk of financial ruin as they chase “momentum stocks” during nighttime when they should be sleeping... and of course increased mental health risk… so more demand for psychiatrists and bankruptcy lawyers.
About space X. The vwap price of space X is 181 and that means every retail guy is now out of money since the stock started trading last week..
Thanks for playing guys ..
Best regards
Space X,
Investment Bankers
Nasdaq and
your broker.