tiny erica ✡︎

another paper cut survivor (they/she)

[tiny erica ✡︎ @SuingStraights]

lesbian visibility week? girl you ain’t visible under those clothes 3 sizes too big

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Meredith Gay 🛋️✨ @MerGarza]

Te odio capitalismo. Te amo peluche de osito que se estresa y se mete a su sleeping de compresión.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Experts have said it's unhealthy to look at a screen for 8 hours, stand for 8 hours, or sit for 8 hours, but as soon as you say a 40-hour work week is too long, people think you're radical.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[chance @chanceposts]

I’m at my job thinking about how much I want to quit my job and not be at my job anymore

[໊ @buffys]

how it feels to not know a single chris brown song

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Nobody is more surprised than your boss hearing about your PTO for the second time.

[Joey Monda @joeymonda]

sooner or later Venus is going to have its Bloody Mary moment

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

adulting is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they didn't have flowers at walmart so my mama getting cilantro

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

[culture @notgwendalupe]

meryl streep

[tiny erica ✡︎ @SuingStraights]

holy shit i’ve never been more fooled by AI i’m literally gagged

[Lady Gaga Charts @charts_lady]

LADY GAGA x #MetGala 2026

[eva🖤 @maryjanejudass]

hearing gaga songs in public as if she’s not a famous singer

[s @tiredgirlxx]

top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life