bought a bike 2 weeks ago and forgot what ppl who ride bikes are called…I called myself a biker and got so many weird looks until I realized that that's definitely not what I am😂
To all of my friends with impostor syndrome: I have a 4.93/5 uber rating and I can assure you with 100% confidence that I do not deserve such praise yet here I am. You're valid.
To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform:
Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake.
#BanTrumpFromTwitter
Just took a 2hr exam and the prof yelled times up halfway through and then said jk....quite honestly there's a special place in hell for him smfh I literally jumped out of my seat
@clrpe I mobile ordered to the wrong chipotle for my meeting and was so confused when my order was over a half hour late until the woman working there pointed it out