SentientBunnySuit🐰

Freedom enjoyer.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

"Well this is embarrassing." he lied.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

I name birds. That one's Brenda.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Cheating and still not winning like some Tour de France cyclist.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

No longer believing their bullshit: priceless

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

The fiber internet truck is on our street and it feels exactly like the ice cream truck.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire, but usually you have to fight scissors with rock.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Man I am crushing weight of existencing it!

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

U2 The Unforgettable Fire. Starts every road trip.

[Stormi @Stormi_luv]

name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song??

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

The proof is in the pudding. I should never have eaten dessert while doing math.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

I'm so old I accidentally listened to Coldplay.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

They should make a peacock that can start fires.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

They should make a penguin with peacock feathers.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

They should make an owl with peacock feathers.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

They should make an emu with peacock feathers.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

They should make an eagle with peacock feathers.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Chocolate Labyrinth would be a good name for an emo band.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

My wife said "Time me. I feel a contraction coming on." I had to hide my smirk. Imagine believing a tummyache could predict a baby. Grow up!

[F3 Hard Drive @ubermosher]

@SuitSentient Sorry, Terry Tate earned the spot. Kyle shouldn't have skipped leg day.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Inclusivity used to mean something. I'm not mad about trans people in sports I am mad that people who suck at sports still aren't allowed to play sports. I want to see Kyle from marketing try to play linebacker.

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

You are indistinguishable from the people you hate. Love you!