the.suite.life.on.ket

I eat stickers all the time, dude

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

@SpursOfficial don't ignore me, you guys are fucking shite

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

@SpursOfficial you have been nothing better than absolutely DIRE this season and you deserve to sink to the championship.

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Yes, I blew that popsicle stand. Lotta splinters though

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Winnie the Puh

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

@Pontifex new pope unlocked

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Jewish girl with a fat ass, call that shit a Bibi L

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Gunna open a pulled pork shop in Tel Aviv

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

I hope this email blows your shit smoove off

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

You okay bro, you've barely touched your perpetual stew

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Hip thrusts are just regular thrusts to a hippie asshole like me

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Shawty (me) is gunna piss herself

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

America is the most retarded country on earth.

Can you guys wipe each other out now?

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

*At therapy*

So I've been getting into crying recently

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

In the local chicken shop (hammered btw) and I just saw the most dumbstruck guy look up at the ceiling. So you know she just asked the dumbest fucking question known to whatever holy entity actually exists.

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

There are single broke leg horses in your area just dying to be shot

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Does anybody have a cream, rub or ointment for blowing your ACL out slut dropping to W.A.P?

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

(Terrible Pete Griffin impression)
See that's the thing Lois, some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. That's just.. That's just common knowledge

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

I'm willing to bet that the "best song ever" did not go "oh oh oh", "eh eh eh" or "ooooooooohhhhh". Based on basic songwriting principles

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

I can't make the team building day, I'm drinking 16-40 west coast coolers in a vein attempt to see God

[the.suite.life.on.ket @SuiteKet]

Say what you will about Charlie Kirk dying, but you could never forget that smile