Luke Sawa

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[Luke Sawa @SukeLawa]

We do be looking socially distanced tho...

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Spotify is so out of line recommending songs that were featured on the soundtracks of movies I logged on Letterboxd

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Ted Mosby and Jim Halpert have done irreparable damage to my psyche

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I want names, who gave a dose of Pfizer to my washer/dryer?

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@aviva_majerczyk Take me with you

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@shediaclobussy I don’t know who is in the screenshot, but you’re definitely bullying them…

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I’m gonna be so productive at work tomorrow

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@LJKawa I followed you because we have similar names and didn’t hear anything back

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I want to post something before I’m not able to anymore. Feel free to ignore me thanks

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Barrister… (I didn’t watch the video, if this person is a lawyer I will delete)

[Sebastian Gorka DrG @SebGorka]

Trans Barrister has meltdown because 8 hours is too long to work on a day...

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

Reports indicate that Her Majesty has bestowed a great honor upon Meghan Markle by requesting her to be the recipient of the “Final Slur:” a traditional rite whereby the British Monarch utters their final racist remark before death. Markle will be the first non-Irish beneficiary.

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@aspiring_bimbo Post the whole picture. What are you? Scared?

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And only 5 likes, some people just don’t appreciate art

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Cow

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These are really quite good I think

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This is insane, you guys need to start putting hashtags on these tweets

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@aspiring_bimbo Stupid

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@SPVM Fuck off

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Interesting how nobody ever flips taxis. It’s almost as if the problem is the police?

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The immediate gratification I get when someone likes my Instagram post can’t be replaced by any sort of drug. That’s healthy right?

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@RepMaloney Can someone fact check my math that if Chad Richison’s salary was split up among Paycom’s 4200 employees, they’d all get a $50000 raise?