Tei

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[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

// Ok, I'm getting good at this stuff with Parody accounting, the only Alt I feel comfortable sharing is @/Neruyellowtext but it says a lot that I'm confident enough to let people know what other accounts I have now. Heads up, I know much less about Tei than Neru.

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

Their music was loud, I doubt they even noticed me glancing in.

[Neru @Neruyellowtext]

I thought you said no talking loud???

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

... [Closes it again] Why is Yi Xi there too?

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

Well, let us wait no longer. [Opens the door]

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

Well, let us wait no longer. [Opens the door]

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

( They can hear Teto more clearly now. )

How much longer do I have to do this?

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

(We need to get closer, obviously.)

[Neru @Neruyellowtext]

(When do we go)

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

(You do not have to speak in a font. Whisper normally.)

[Neru @Neruyellowtext]

ᴼʰ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ˢᵘʳᵉ

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

(Here, Neru. Ready your hypnosis ability.)

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

( mumbling )

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

Don't talk so loud.

[Neru @Neruyellowtext]

So like... where did you say you expect Teto to be??

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

@subparusername1 // Oh right
(@tetokasaneteto4)

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

[Enters through a window in the top floor*] ... You may get off of my back now. [...Neru's there too]

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

// *I know "Story" is probably the correct term, but if anyone tells me it's "Story not floor!!!" ever again I'm gonna genuinely slime them

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

I am glad you have came along.

[Neru @Neruyellowtext]

Maybe... it's time I listened to my REAL priorities

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

Great opportunity.

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

Teto word of the day! Green- wait no...
Teto word of the day! Gum-... uhhh...
Teto word of the day! Megpoids!- okay FUCK THIS!!! I'm not doing this today. I need to rest.

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

So, traits of a Teto:
- Faker
- Traitor
- Disconnected hater
- Cheap imitator
- Overdramatic instigator

[Neru Main @Akitafan29th]

Maybe for something idk

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

@SukoneTeiQ Greetings.

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

Fine.

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

Yeah.

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

... As in, we exchange insurance information?

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

Whatever! You're going to pay!

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

I was aiming to land in front of your house, miscalculation.

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

Oh my god- why'd you even crash through the ceiling?! The door wasn't locked!

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

[Crashed down from the ceiling with the hammer] I may not be capable of flight, but I have a powerful jump.

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

( She sighs, picks up Tei, drags her outside, and throws her into the next country. )

Not my problem anymore.

( She walks back inside and shuts the door. )

[Tei @SukoneplusBlood]

... [Walks up to the bars and bends them easily]

[Kasane Teto @tetokasaneteto4]

( She tosses Tei in a cage and locks it. )

So you won't die or try to kill me. Win win.