Shell

Uncomfortably right about my ‘conspiracies’. Dark to Light 747

[Shell @SulSulShell]

https://t.co/l1hNI9cUKO

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Rand Paul's Senate Homeland Security Committee has voted to hold Dr. Fauci in CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS following his improper invocation of the fifth amendment

Paul is BYPASSING Senate Democrats, and bringing this straight to the DOJ.

This is a SERIOUS crime, which can result in a year in prison and $100,000 fine.

LOCK HIM UP!

[Julian Assange @ImJulianAssange]

@MaximeBernier Should have thought of that while you were part of the govt and brought sixty thousand Sikh immigrants into Canada, you were part of the cabal that created the problem.

[Alberta Memes @BertaMemes]

MASSIVE Mic drop my Premier Smith. The Edmonton Police should take note.

[Danielle Smith @ABDanielleSmith]

Alberta NDP leader, Naheed Nenshi @nenshi, says we need to threaten the U.S. with an export tax on Alberta’s oil and gas to create leverage in trade negotiations with the Americans.

An export tax on Alberta oil to the U.S. would literally put over hundred thousand Albertans out of work almost overnight and decimate our economy across the board - not to mention the probable US retaliation of cutting off Line 5 fuel to Ontario and Quebec.

It would be like punching ourselves in the face.

Unlike the Nenshi NDP, I will protect Albertans’ jobs and livelihoods.

So let me be clear: an export tax on Alberta oil and gas or the halting of supply to the U.S. is not going to happen…period. Full stop. It’s not on the table nor will it be on the table in the future.

I will continue with the diplomatic approach that has resulted in 97% of Alberta exports remaining tariff free, and continue to work with the many and growing number of elected U.S. officials and other allies that are working diligently to end the tariff dispute between our two great nations.

Read the full story here: https://t.co/WVa8vLJBQr

[Josh Ryan 🍁 @joshryanjames]

Never forget that CBC used a manniquin and pretended it was a covid patient during covid and then called it an error in judgement. These are the people who will be monitoring misinformation on the internet.

[꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52]

Before you take your kids to see the new minion movie 🍿 you need to see this. And no it’s not a conspiracy theory but evil in your face.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Never forget when Trump slapped Vince McMahon at WrestleMania in 2007 😂

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The Gordie Howe Bridge Opened Today connecting Detroit and Canada.

They celebrated with members of the “Turtle clan” singing a song in honor of their ancestors.

This is how it’s going:

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Funniest President in history.

There will never be another like Trump 🤣

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

"White people commit more sexual assault"

The white people:

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

In a world full of Megan Rapinoes, be a Sophie Cunningham

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

In case something does happen to me, there’s only one thing the world needs to know.

The United States has teleportation technology.

It seems impossible but it’s true.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

Kaitlyn, it’s time to go home, eh? 🍁

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

😂😂😂

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

"The American is under attack".

Legacy media interviewed this guy and he dropped so many hard facts they weren't expecting, in under 2mins.

[TruthSeeker01011 @TruthSeek01011]

Hahahahahah some chick thinks she can get me fired for my online presence 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I tried, but no extra days off for me

[Saul Sadka @Saul_Sadka]

Last week, the IRGC promised to kill Donald Trump, Laura Loomer, Lindsey Graham, Ben Shapiro, and others. In this sick video, they claim credit for killing Lindsey Graham. Give them the benefit of the doubt and believe them. Destroy the IRGC.

[Shell @SulSulShell]

@vesperdigital https://t.co/kVGSgRVmF1

[Shell @SulSulShell]

Dear @katyperry,

At first, I wasn’t sure who was getting the shit end of the deal when you two partnered up.

But it’s pretty clear now.

And first off… we are so sorry.

We should have warned you.

You walked into what looked like a normal celebrity moment, completely unaware that you were about to inherit something Canadians have been dealing with for years.

But please know this: we appreciate you.

For 10 years, Canadians carried the burden. We watched the speeches, the dramatic entrances, the carefully curated moments, and the endless need to be the center of every room.

But then you showed up!!!!

And suddenly you found yourself face-to-face with a fully charged man-child, bouncing around searching for the spotlight like the stage was built with his name on it.

(And Katy, if you’re not careful, it might actually happen.)

Katy, we know you didn’t ask for this.

But congratulations.

Canada is officially transferring custody.

The paperwork is done.
The handoff is complete.
The responsibility has been transferred.
And before you ask…
No returns.
No exchanges.
No refunds.

That warranty expired years ago.

The package includes:
• One high-energy human pogo stick
• One permanent spotlight cling-on
• And, of course, the legendary beige corduroy pants
Please take special care of those pants. They are no longer just clothing, they are a personality trait.

Because beige isn’t just a color, it’s a lifestyle.

And somehow, it perfectly captures the entire Trudeau experience.

Canada did its time.
And now, ironically… we get to watch it burn.

[Shell @SulSulShell]

Dear @katyperry,

At first, I wasn’t sure who was getting the shit end of the deal when you two partnered up.

But it’s pretty clear now.

And first off… we are so sorry.

We should have warned you.

You walked into what looked like a normal celebrity moment, completely unaware that you were about to inherit something Canadians have been dealing with for years.

But please know this: we appreciate you.

For 10 years, Canadians carried the burden. We watched the speeches, the dramatic entrances, the carefully curated moments, and the endless need to be the center of every room.

But then you showed up!!!!

And suddenly you found yourself face-to-face with a fully charged man-child, bouncing around searching for the spotlight like the stage was built with his name on it.

(And Katy, if you’re not careful, it might actually happen.)

Katy, we know you didn’t ask for this.

But congratulations.

Canada is officially transferring custody.

The paperwork is done.
The handoff is complete.
The responsibility has been transferred.
And before you ask…
No returns.
No exchanges.
No refunds.

That warranty expired years ago.

The package includes:
• One high-energy human pogo stick
• One permanent spotlight cling-on
• And, of course, the legendary beige corduroy pants
Please take special care of those pants. They are no longer just clothing, they are a personality trait.

Because beige isn’t just a color, it’s a lifestyle.

And somehow, it perfectly captures the entire Trudeau experience.

Canada did its time.
And now, ironically… we get to watch it burn.