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Quotes heard around our office 😬

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Abbey to patient: How did you hurt your wrist? Patient: I honestly think it’s from doing downward dog Abbey: at yoga or at home?? #spicy #sexyyoga #yogainjuries #mustacheride #theyogabooth

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Alicia: it looks like you are due for X-rays, is it okay if we get those today?
Kid patient: I’m not sure because I have diarrhea. #bigD #gottherhea #xraysturnedoutfine #nopoopsplosions #yet

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Dr Mike: How do you pronounce your last name? Patient: ummm… Smith #nicetry #oops #riseup #toughone

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Alicia: is your whistler wet? It sure sounds like it! #overheardinhygiene #whistlewhileyouwork #familiarwithwetwhistles

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Dr Mike: who voted JS the CTO? Chief Toy Officer? Brenda: Do you mean the Chief Toilet Officer?? #jobsofSDS #officialtitles #Brendadontretire #bathroommonitor #pooponcompanytime

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Lisa: Teamwork makes the dream work AND Dr Sulens wrinkles go away! #naturalbotox #theimportantthingsinlife

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Dr Mike: Theresa! My favorite! Patient: What’s going on, baby maker?? #secondprofession #babiesofSDS

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Olivia: Please take your partial, earrings and hearing aids out for your xrays. Patient: Do I have to take my top off, too? Olivia: Not this time. #iftheyaskyoutotakeyourtopoffgetthemoneyfirst #comprehensivedentistry

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Dr Mike: I think I’d be a good strip club DJ. #retirementjob #whosthatcreeperthrowingdownbeatsintheclub #afterhours

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“Do we have an evacuation plan for a fire?" ... Jonathan - "yeah...run” #letsbehonest #emergencyevacuationplans #ryanstartedthefire

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Lisa: why are your glasses so dark? Janet: I was taking out the trash, B! Dr Mike pokes his head out of a room: hashtag transition lenses #thesassisstronginouroffice #whoistrash #transitionlenses

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Dr Mike to Alicia: How’s your zit doing? Alicia: still brewing #wellkeepeveryoneupdated #zitsofsds

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Dad of patient to Dr Mike: My son has chronic bad breath, what causes that? Dr Mike to patient: Do you tend to hold your farts in? #overheardinouroffice #onlydrmike #holdinginfartsdoesnotcausebadbreath

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Special visitors at the office today. #chicksman #onedaynew #chicksofSDS

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Heard at our office today: Why are your pants down?? 😳😳😳 #heardnotseen #luckily #masksrequired #pantsoptional

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Poor Dwight is struggling with his #quarantinecut on his first day back at work #itgrowsbackright #whatkindofsquirrelisthat

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We are excited to announce next Friday will be our first Free Day of Dentistry. Our doors will open at 7:30am to hand out tickets. Please feel free to share with someone who may benefit #dentistryforthosewhoneedit

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Dr Mike: There are more nooks and crannies in your mouth than a trip down to McConnelsville #isthatagoodthing #probablyneedsawaterpik #dentalgeography

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Janet: wasn’t Jessie from Saved by the Bell in the movie Burlesque? Dr Mike: no, that was called Show Girls #classystrippers #lunchtimetalks #whytho

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Hello Clarice... #dwightdoescpr #stayinalive #weonlyhaveminutestoharvesttheorgans