Alastair

I am a Beta Tester for many video games. / I eat mostly bacon. / I can ride a unicycle.

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Heather Mills. http://t.co/viX8DRPB

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@EmpatheticVegan http://t.co/V9BDRGRe My religion is the best one. SHould have been in today, baby raccoon. Was cute. You'll never know.

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@5hobi I blame the Flying Spaghetti Monster for unleashing me upon the world like the plagues upon Egypt.

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@EmpatheticVegan Nah, we can agree you fell.

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@EmpatheticVegan Nope. Only you are enough of a lummox to do that.

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@EmpatheticVegan @explody Have not been on Twitter, brah.

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God? May I introduce you to Diax's rake. Science Fiction > Religious Fiction? Priceless.

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@5hobi God is a creation of the feeble minded because cannot handle the fact they are responsible for their own misfortune and life.

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@EmpatheticVegan You are the one who has not been here for the past few days. Me and Sam have descended to madness. Water. Everywhere. :D

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@EmpatheticVegan @explody Radical, brah.

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@OrganicRawFood Raw steak (or seared, if you're a sissy), peppered, rolled and frozen. It's delicious.

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@EmpatheticVegan Atheism is based on fact, Veganism is based on delusions of grandeur.

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Turns out Firefly is the best show.

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@EmpatheticVegan I left your blog open while I watched a movie. I've killed out a million chickens since opening the blog I guess.

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@OAREC :'/

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@EmpatheticVegan One, because we get enough nutrition to do it by ourselves.

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@EmpatheticVegan Also I'm considering going vegan. Maybe. Also (x2), if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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@EmpatheticVegan Two. One to change the bulb, one to check it for animal products.

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@EmpatheticVegan How many vegans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Actually, looking into it, #KONY2012 is sort of a joke, with where the funds are going. So now I'm just going for #Tony2012