Sanford Sullivan

Owner of many wives. Father of few children. Iowa State Wrestling Team Alumni. Flatbush Zombie fan.

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

I knew I heard a chest in here somewhere. #imsohorny

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

Anyone here know I run a little bv account? #coldplay #fuck

[Peter “pete” millar @petemillarr]

More assets than you, wearing a watch you can’t afford, a country club food minimum you couldn’t swing, in a city you don’t live in, all on a boat you have no business being on.

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

Anyone else decline the WiFi share password for your boys? #fuckem

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@Oliverklozov99 Really? Are you a serial killer?

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

Y’all think the saber gets into the bar? #idontknowyouanymore #thisisoutrageous

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@YooSooHyunJin We are in proximity Soo

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@ballspenis1438 Poco

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

I am now one of the minorities that fires up their engines when the rain starts. You’re welcome. #minoritysimulator

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@pattynails2 Gonna Walter white dox you

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

Careful of the dog there, boss man. #neverforgetpearlhabor #dontgivemeapparently

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@pattynails2 @LordSothk0tlrip @PGATUOR Talk yo shit.

[Barry (Hof) B0nds @longball_barry]

This room see a few women? Sure. Were they all winners? Not even close. #goodbye

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

Any ball knowers? #sure

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@innisfreefein You have feminine finger nails.

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@BtownBumBlaster I fucking hate that kid on the right. Hang him off the fratio.

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

@BAGBUSTER69 What a fucking phag

[Caj @cajacs]

A DUI might be cheaper

[AB @AB84]

Maybe we just unite…. 😂

[Sanford Sullivan @SullySellsSack]

Top sorority came for a wine night. (Gas station only had citrus 6mg). #girlsarescary