Ashley

I have a sizable crush on words.

[Ashley @SumAshley]

@theshums You two are cute.

[ali waller @imaliwaller]

Marry someone who is nicer than you.

1. They’ll be nice to you.
2. You’ll seem nicer by association.
3. If there’s a situation where you have to be nice but can’t, they'll deal with it.

[Ashley @SumAshley]

@theshums happy birthday! 💚

[Ashley @SumAshley]

@theshums Congratulations!

[Ashley @SumAshley]

@johnsonsbaby Not a fan of the change. I wish you’d left a good thing alone.

[Ashley @SumAshley]

@JamesonBBates https://t.co/vIj0bCuuyt

[Ted Gioia @tedgioia]

You want to convert wind power to electricity?

[Ashley @SumAshley]

@hulu fyi: new interface is too bright, too loud, and difficult to navigate. Not the millennial-friendly you were going for. #getoffmylawn

[Ashley @SumAshley]

What Adam and Eve can teach modern couples https://t.co/DHXMuovd8N via @WSJ

[Ashley @SumAshley]

Why some people don't enjoy music, by @div_a https://t.co/afCrfdPxaW

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

The word "sneaked" is preferred as past tense of "sneak." Do not use the colloquial "snuck."

[Ashley @SumAshley]

RIP Vine and your best duck army https://t.co/ArxERr9HS6

[ChillyWillee🆒 @chillywillee2]

Letter to incoming freshman at University of Chicago upholding free speech.

[NY Public Library @nypl]

Apparently, literary readers show more empathy than commercial fiction readers: https://t.co/eGWm8GLM3M

[Ashley @SumAshley]

Lamest fortune I've ever seen. @PandaExpress #sharegoodfortune

[Ashley @SumAshley]

Lorde's Royals playing in the bathroom at the country club. #irony

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My phone's spell check recognizes "Sharknado" but not "Roosevelt" and that really tells you everything you need to know about America.

[Ashley @SumAshley]

What we share is more powerful than what divides us. Stand together for gender equality at https://t.co/zf91EegxOc #HeForShe

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: If you had eight pieces of cake and I took two, how many pieces would you have left?

5-year-old: Eight. Don't touch my cake.

[Ashley @SumAshley]

So this is pretty troubling... How Wikipedia Is Hostile to Women - The Atlantic https://t.co/Eli1sOUsGM

[Ashley @SumAshley]

Agencies are on the road of yesteryear. It's no surprise there's no place for them in the future as they are now. https://t.co/3Rr2zsJRQc