Sumaiya Essa

Turning lemonade into lemons since 1990.

[Sumaiya Essa @SumaiyaEssa]

Damn western cape hit 10k. Is it safe to swipe up on your story links? 🙊 🦠 #COVID19

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

ME DURING BRITISH BAKE OFF EPISODE 01: so they just bake?

ME DURING BRITISH BAKE OFF EPISODE 10: alice better mind the claggy weather if she's to produce a biscuit with a proper snap after disappointing paul with an garish proof on her loa

[Kendall @KendallJenner]

the solution is gratitude

[Muhammed Joosab @MuhammedJoosab]

*sunrise at 05h22*

Me waking up for Fajr at 05h12:

[Sumaiya Essa @SumaiyaEssa]

You sure talk a lot for an unsaved number.

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Mood.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

🤣🤣🤣💀

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Guess I can’t aim to build a house that’s going to be on Top Billing anymore.

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@puL5e_4 Minus the deep quote, it was a truly magical experience! 🎈

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To the people who promote BS just to prey on the layman and get rich.. flip you.

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Feeling rich.

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“Don’t be afraid to cut anyone off” - Eskom ✂️ #Loadshedding

[chuka not for everyone @OgaChuka]

Batman's parents got killed when he was lil wayne...

[Sumaiya Essa @SumaiyaEssa]

If you’re having a bad day, don’t. At least you didn’t make this. Whatever this is.

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

There’s so much to be grateful for.

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@puL5e_4 I think I just realized I learnt most of my sarcasm from here

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

Hips do:
- bear weight
- develop arthritis
- dislocate

Hips don't:
- lie

[Sumaiya Essa @SumaiyaEssa]

Y’all ever got Twitter back after 4 years