Summer Burger

I love anime and to hang out with my friends

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http://t.co/FR6v0YA9VZ I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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http://t.co/4cKzgNd5xO "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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http://t.co/o6evTGVhHh Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/zoRg6ru578 I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/gPZIYG2tQX

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http://t.co/wqWbt4Eu6F Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/v3iVIlbR1s

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http://t.co/LJDuV743tn How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/cn5BXMeofu Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/dmtGZBoSvl

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/89KBkJYuCc

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http://t.co/gM8zPeKxRQ Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/9cfPAOU2vv

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http://t.co/oJZKLvrlNL I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/SbA87kfORJ

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/hl5Y2hB9ck

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/0DOy5jpTBH

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http://t.co/OyaGN8gHKV Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me. http://t.co/AEATrNQO

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Facial scrubs with bits of fruit in them are a pretty big "fuck you!" to third world countries. http://t.co/6PkcsZly