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@ryanlfoster_ Stop looking at my ass

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@ryanlfoster_ It’s your cross to bear

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I want a boyfriend so someone else in my bedroom can verify if the screaming is me, someone else, or an auditory hallucination

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I need a boyfriend so I have someone to send my unhinged bedtime thoughts to.

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@Naim__Ali Nah dude, she’s british

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@RobCrewsComedy @duraganddeertag We are all dying, albeit slowly

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@RobCrewsComedy @duraganddeertag 90 and on blood thinners doesn’t even bruise that bad.

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@jaimesochic Chestnut hill college?

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Stop asking twitter to supply your porn

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@jaimesochic So like… one person controlls all the money and makes sure the others get “equal” amounts, but some are more equal than others?

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@ryanlfoster_ Interestingly, there is no studies on what happens to a man’s brain when he is being misogynistic

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If you want to do arts and crafts while watching boobs jiggle in lingerie, this is your stop
https://t.co/nUgR34wnNP

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@jamieamalea Legend

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@rustyjawn Is this the joke? If so, I like it.

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@andylame2 @Naim__Ali Wait until your dog eats something he shouldn’t

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Listen to "These Jokes are Warped: Loom Weaving" by JokeCraft. ⚓ https://t.co/VR3tSCC5ak

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Check out my new crafting page 😜
https://t.co/HZAGTwSHih

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@jamieamalea I read this as “gonna j off our first baseman” not *to* our first baseman… And frankly, I much less impressed now

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Finally published the ol' podcast I've been saving up since April... Check it out! with @Naim__Ali and @dru_montana47
⚓ https://t.co/LpY8AHHR2x