Summer Duffy

100% chance my tweets are funnier in my head

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

The fact that this is the first thing I’ve deemed worthy of retweeting in years tells you everything you need to know about me as a person

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

We’re down to the last few hours! Like this tweet to see me and my classmates looking a fool and to bring our little stressed minds some joy😂

[UAB Genetic Counseling Training Program @UABGCTP]

Telegenetics includes more Tubby Custard breaks than most people think!

Please LIKE this tweet to vote for our Y2 in the @ASGCGP #Hallogene19 contest and please RT to get us more likes!

[Emily Guilbert @EmilyGuilbert]

Hey, @lizzo! We are huge fans!
“We looked at a DNA test, turns out we 100% need votes, or else we’re crying.
Yeah, I got loan problems, that’s the student in me,
CHA-Ching, but I ignore them, that’s the genetic counselor in me”
Support women in genetics and vote for us!

[Augie-Sanford GCGP @ASGCGP]

#hallogene18 FINAL. The winner of the major award (i.e. travel trophy) for 2018 is the @UABGCTP 1st year mouse models. Also in the top top 5: @bcmgcprogram @MgcMaryland @ASGCGP 1st year @ASGCGP 2nd year students. There were 16 total entries! Look for #hallogene19 in 2019. So fun!

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

Listen. I’m not proud that I’m begging you to like this pic so we can win a trophy. But my life has been consumed by genetics and I need a win.

[UAB Genetic Counseling Training Program @UABGCTP]

“Science, but make it fashion” 1st year #hallogene18 costume @ASGCGP like to vote for them

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

if you buy a horse girl a drink at a bar make sure you hold your hand out super flat or she’ll take your fingers right off

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

@hollagerl He also eats the ENTIRE apple like a monster

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

@rachel_simonton Just hopefully not all three

[Elizabeth @Elizabethkayem]

You will never look at a calendar the same way after you watch this

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

If only a classic DCOM had warned us that having a robot control your home wasn’t a good idea... https://t.co/xMRtQl2weE

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

People are reporting that their Amazon Alexa devices are spontaneously laughing, so good luck sleeping tonight
https://t.co/D09QhymN3h

[Adele @Adele]

The effortless queen of song, Dolly Parton! We love you! We wish We could possess an ounce of your ability. You were the hero of our night! A hero of my life. I'll always love you x

[kimberly @cardigans1989]

are you fuckin serious? I come home to see this and my brother changed all my contacts to vines. I’m dead goodbye

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

Hey @Radio1057 help your girl go see @judahandthelion!! #radio1057judah

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

Just heard a Shane Co. commercial without the hours and locations at the end and I feel like I'm holding in a sneeze

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

It's 2017 and all I want to know is who is to blame for The Magic Treehouse series not having a tv show bc I have some words for them

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

Job application: list any other skills Me: I can play a new song I like on repeat until I hate it in less than 24 hours

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

I'm 22 years old and I still think the worst sentence in the English language is "no we have food at home"

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

@_HollieWould I would give anything for another year in the ruts with y'all

[Summer Duffy @Summerr_lovin]

this was a huge mistake I am now under too much pressure to tweet